RWBY: Upholding the Mission

#Filler: One Spicy Boi

~Third Person~

A camera faces what is Beacon Academy's dormitory kitchen which is stocked nicely and rather elegantly. All the fixtures such as cabinets, drawers and base for the countertops were bade of dark oak. A nice contrast to the creamy light orange walls. And an even better contrast to the white marble countertops, silvered iron kitchen range and oven as well as the nice silver colored sink. Right after, a cue of audience clapping and cheers would ring out as a "title screen" card came out in front of the camera that was just a white paper board with the words "Spicy Hour with your host Pilot and hostess Athena!" All of this was made rather sloppily with crayon as a contrast to this was the fact there was a chibi style Athena and Pilot holding the words on the card. Both very cute and very well-made. Although the hands holding the card soon gave out to show a hot pink pair of fingerless gloves. Nora.

"Psst! Nora! Is it filming!?"

Pilot's helmeted head would poke up from beind the island countertop before the camera was moved up and down to signify a nod. Something that made the young boy behind the counter to growl slightly. His voice was hushed in a whisper-shout.

"Well just give me a thumbs up! Don't shake the whole camera! Ahem! Welcome to the Spicy Hour! With me, Pilot! As your host. And as always?! Athena!"

The same set of cheers and claps would ring out as the Pilot let his hands point towards the large window above the sink and behind him. Although, there was nothing there as he was completely silent before chuckling sheepishly.

"Ahem. I said! And as always! Athena...!"

Nothing. A red tick mark would appear above on his helmet's forehead before pulling out his Wingman and shooting a round into the ceiling. Drywall fragments and dust would rain down before Athena finally showed up behind the window with her singular eye focusing in on the camera as THE SAME CHEERING AND CLAPPING was heard.

"PILOT, SORRY I DID NOT APPEAR SOONER. I WAS MAKING SURE MY SYSTEMS WERE OPTIMAL."

"No hard feelings, A! Man it feels like I haven't seen ya in a long time no see!"

"PILOT, WE MET TOGETHER TWENTY MINUTES AGO TO SPEAK ABOUT THE COOKING SHOW AS PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR VIOLENT BEHAVIOR FROM MISS-"

"Ah! Hahahahaha! Silly Athena! I know not of what you speak of!"

The "crowd" alongside Pilot would laugh before he stopped yet, the laughing continued on despite him stopping. He was silent for a bit before there came a heavy thud as the laughing finally stopped. Now being able to talk, the Pilot pointed at Athena who focused in on her hatch upon looking down at herself.

"So, A! We have a real spicy day ahead of us! So we need a real spicy set of meals and snacks to keep us going on!"

"CORRECT, PILOT. A HEALTHY DAILY DIET CAN IMPROVE ONE'S LIFESTYLE. THUS, LEADING TO THEM BEING HAPPIER AND HEALTHIER. OVERALL? COMBAT EFFICIENCY WILL INCREASE."

"Right on! It's important! No doubt about that! So, we will need a breakfast, lunch, dinner and finally desert! So with that? Please welcome our first guest! Lie Ren!"

The audience would clap and cheer as Ren, the R of Team JNPR, would walk into the cage with a soft smile and wave at the camera. Soon after, him and Pilot would share a nice handshake. The cheers and claps sounding out yet again as the audio would spike, and peak given the distortion of the audio, as the two looked visibly irked by the volume. After it stopped, the Pilot would rub his helmet softly before addressing Ren.

"Ren, pleasure to meet ya again, pal!"

"Likewise, Pilot."

"So, a not so little red head birdie told me you make some of the best pancakes in town! Is that true?"