~Danganronpa oneshots~

Incorrect quotes! ||<3||

All ships!
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Leon: We need to distract these guys
Yasuhiro : Leave it to me
Yasuhiro : Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Mondo, Taka, and Byakuya: *Immediately begin arguing*
Makoto, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
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Leon: Yasuhiro ... How do I begin to explain Yasuhiro ?
Mondo: Yasuhiro is flawless.
Taka: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Byakuya: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Makoto: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
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Byakuya: *Screams*
Aoi : *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Sakura: Should we do something?
Makoto : No, I want to see who wins.
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Sakura : Byakuya isn't answering their phone
Makoto : I'll call
Sakura : Aoi and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Byakuya : Hello?
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Taka : Can I be frank with you guys?
Mondo: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Leon: Can I still be Leon?
Yasuhiro : Shh, let Frank speak.
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Leon: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Hiro:
Mondo:
Taka:
Everyone Else At Leon's Surprise Birthday Party:
Hiro: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Credits to vikyhusky78 (my loving wife <3) for this one!
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Leon: *Gently taps table*
Mondo: *Taps back*
Taka : What are they doing?
Hiro : Morse code.
Leon : *Aggressively taps table*
Mondo: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Byakuya : makoto and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Makoto : Sentences.
Byakuya : Don't interrupt me.
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Mondo : It's dark in here
Taka: Don't worry dude I got this
Taka: *Stomps their feet*
Taka: *Skechers light up*
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Mondo : Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Taka: You and me!!!
Mondo , tearing up: Okay.
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Kyoko : Hey Celeste can I get a sip of your water?
Celeste : It's not water.
Kyoko : Vodka, I like your style!
Celeste : It's vinegar.
Kyoko : Wh-Wha-
Celeste : It's vinegar, COWARD.
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Taka : you know those things will kill you right?
Leon pouring another glass of whiskey : That's the point
Mondo smoking a cigarette : were trying to speed up the process
Hiro: *nods whilst eating raw cookie dough*

Credits to vikyhusky78 (again my loving wife) for this one!
———————————————————————————kyoko: you know those things will kill you right?
Byakuya, pouring another glass of whiskey : That's the point
Celeste smoking a cigarette : were trying to speed up the process
Makoto: *nods whilst eating raw cookie dough*

Same as the last one but I changed up the characters!
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Mondo: I hate Taka . I hate them! And I'm the kind of person who doesn't hate anyone.
Hiro : You hate Leon.
Mondo: Well, they're hateful! Besides them, I don't hate anyone.
Hiro : You hate Mukuro.
Mondo: Well, they call me 'kiddo' and click their tongue! Besides Leon and Mukuro, I don't hate anyone.
Hiro : You hate Sayaka.
Mondo: Oh, who doesn't?!
Hiro :
Mondo: Okay, fine, so I hate a lot of people. But I hate Taka more.
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Yasuhiro: I have no respect for Santa. Don't sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.
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Aoi: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?
Aoi: And atoms never touch each other.
Aoi: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.
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Mondo, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.
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*the TV is freaking out*
Taka: Don't worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.
*unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*
Taka: Yeah, that didn't work with my grandma either.
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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Byakuya : No returns.
Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad...
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