~Danganronpa oneshots~

Short stuff/incorrect quotes ||<3||

This is kind of like some short things, headcannons, rants about ships and any disclaimers about the book that I needed to publish!!

Ships that haven't been suggested that will/may be included in this book:

(please don't attack me for these, please tell me if any are problematic though!)

Here they are:
Ishimaru x mondo
Togami x Leon
Togami x mondo
Togami x Makoto
Togami x yasuhiro
Celeste x Sayaka
Celeste x kyoko
Toko x Sayaka
Sayaka x Mukuro
Aoi x Sakura
Kazuichi x fuyuhiko
Kazuichi x Leon (most likely platonic)
Kazuichi x mondo (most likely platonic)
Ibuki x peko
Ibuki x mikan
Peko x mikan
Hiyoko x mahiru
Fuyuhiko x togami (possible, more like a crack ship)
Hajime x nagito
Hajime x gundham
Gundham x yasuhiro
Kazuichi x gundham (maybe)
Leon x hagakure
Yasuhiro x togami x Leon
Peko x Celeste
Sonia x peko
Sonia x ibuki
Mondo x Leon
Sayaka x ibuki
Toko x ibuki (maybe, not too sure!)
Chiaki x Sonia
Chiaki x ibuki
Chiaki x mikan
Kyoko x Sayaka
Kyoko x Makoto
Gundham x Sonia
Sayaka x aoi
Celeste x toko
Leon x makoto (their friendship will be one of the main ones, but I may also write them as a ship I'm not sure!!)
Sonia x mikan

Some incorrect quotes!!

*Mondo and Togami are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Mondo: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Togami, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
_______________________________
Mondo: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Togami: Thank you
Mondo: I didn't say that was a good thing
Togami: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
_______________________________
Kazuichi: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Fuyuhiko: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
_______________________________
Kyoko: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Sayaka: It's not a joke.
Sayaka: *sniffles*
Sayaka: I'm a legit snack.
_______________________________
Kyoko: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Sayaka: You need to stop.
_______________________________
Togami: I actually have a black belt.
Leon: In what, karate?
Togami: No, from Gucci.
_______________________________
Peko: It's dark in here
Ibuki: Don't worry dude I got this
Ibuki: *Stomps their feet*
Ibuki: *Skechers light up*
_______________________________
Fuyuhiko: I'm going to take you out
Kazuichi: great, it's a date!
Fuyuhiko: I meant that as a threat.
Kazuichi: See you at five!_______________________________
Chiaki: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Sonia: You and me!!!
Chiaki, tearing up: Okay.
_______________________________
Togami: What is your biggest weakness?
Yasuhiro: I can be uncooperative.
Togami: Okay, can you give me an example?
Yasuhiro : No.
_______________________________
Mondo: This is a mistake
Ishimaru, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Mondo: But not today
Ishimaru, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
_______________________________
Mondo: You love me, right, Ishimaru?
Ishimaru: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.
_______________________________
Ishimaru: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Mondo: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Ishimaru, desperately, as Ishimaru bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Mondo: Oh! B positive.
Ishimaru: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Mondo:
_______________________________
Makoto, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Togami, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Ibuki: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Peko: Alright, what's 30x17?
Ibuki: 47
Peko: That's not even close.
Ibuki: But it was fast.
_______________________________

Mondo x togami rant/explanation I guess!

Mondo thinks togami is annoying and hates his like "you either kill someone or you die" kind of opinion because mondo thinks everyone should work together and be protected yk? He thinks the weaker people should be protected by the stronger ones and he thinks that togami didn't work for anything he has and that he's just kind of a rich spoiled brat.

Togami thinks that mondo is just a stupid delinquent idiot who doesn't try and just uses violence to get out of things, he also thinks that because mondo is like a 'delinquent' that he shouldn't be in a school as good as hopes peak.

Their dynamic is kind of like:
Nerd x jock.
Enemies to lovers.
Arrogant and mean x kind.

So they start to hate each-other and make comments towards each-other and fight a lot, but the comments slowly become more and more like friendly messing around until one day one of them says something that makes the other laugh. So they start to say stuff similar to it and and up just becoming friends by accident but deny even tolerating each-other. Then one day they're at a party and they're both alone because their friends just went off or whatever, so they end up staying together and they become closer.

They start to go to each-others dorms and have sleepovers and then start to talk in the halls and stuff, and just eventually become friends. Mondo catches feelings first and togami does shortly after, mondo talks to Leon and Kazuichi about it whilst Togami doesn't tell anyone, but eventually kyoko, Sayaka and Celeste find out so he ends up talking to them. They decide to just get them together to stop the arguing and it works. Mondo very nervously asks out togami and togami calls him dumb but accepts his confession <3.

Ty for coming to my rant, I appreciate it! :))

950 words!! <3