Makoto: I think I'm falling for you
Byakuya: get up
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Byakuya, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Makoto: But – that's just a trash can.
Byakuya: Yes, yes it is.
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Makoto: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Byakuya: You're like 15 years old
Makoto: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Byakuya: This is such a bad idea.
Makoto: Then why are you coming along?
Byakuya: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Makoto: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Byakuya : No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.
(I think I may have done this one already, sorry if I have!)
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Makoto: Here's some advice
Byakuya : I didn't ask for any
Makoto: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Makoto: Do you take constructive criticism?
Byakuya : I only take cash or credit.
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Makoto: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Byakuya 's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get them out...
(But instead of crying he's just staring blankly at a wall and screaming at everyone)
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Makoto: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Byakuya , not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Makoto:
Makoto: fsh
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Makoto: you haven't even seen my creation! It's a knife sword which is a knife taped to a stick taped to another stick!
Byakuya, looking up from his book: that's a spear-
Makoto, in tears: IM LEAVING YOU
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Makoto: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Byakuya : Killed without hesitation.
Makoto: No.
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Makoto, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Byakuya , pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Makoto: I'm incredibly fast at math
Byakuya: what's 30 x 19
Makoto: 12
Byakuya: that isn't even close
Makoto: but it was fast
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I think I'm gonna do a celesgiri chapter after the chapter I'm currently writing! :)
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~Danganronpa oneshots~
Fanfictionfluff/angst includes: Naegami (makoto x togami) Hagakureon (yasuhiro x Leon) ishimondo (mondo x taka) Ikuzono (mukuro x Sayaka) sakuraoi (sakura x aoi) celesgiri (celestia x kyoko) Fukazono (toko x Sayaka) Togaleon (togami x Leon) gundhiro (gundh...
