The Eight Deadly Sins (Male Ape Sin of Despair)

Chapter 22

Let's Go Fight a God

Meliodas, Ban and (Y/N) where running through the lands of purgatory in their new outfits alongside some giant grass hoppers.

Ban: hey guys, what will you do first after we get back to the real world?

Meliodas: Ban, this isn't the time to talk about that.

(Y/N): I agree

Ban: come on what does it matter?

Meliodas: I'd break Elizabeth's curse, and then drink enough Barnya ale to fill up to my eyes

Ban: well, I'm going to revive Elaine, of course after that, I'd drink enough Aberdeen ale to bathe myself in.

(Y/N) look as if he was going to answer before a giant grasshopper jumped at them spitting acid at them. Meliodas reacts sending back the acid at the grasshopper only to be unaffected, the grasshopper goes to attack as Meliodas then gets grabbed by a demonic bird. Meliodas tries to get free but struggles

Meliodas: I can't get out

Meliodas then finds the grip was loosening as Ban grabs him and (Y/N) is see ripping the head of the bird off

Ban: I think I can handle all these guys.

Ban waves his had in the air

Ban: CRAZY HUNT

All the grasshoppers fall to ground as all their hearts are removed

Ban: and that is that

Ban hears something

Ban: just one more (moves his hand behind him)

Ban then kills something from a distance as (Y/N) sees it to be a rabbit dog

Ban: this one we know has some really tasty meat, curtesy of a Fire.

The three find a cavern as they sit around a fire eating the meat as Meliodas analysed Ban and (Y/N)

Ban: I'm immortal, (Y/N) an alien, and you don't even have a body, so it isn't even like we have a need to do this. But eating really does make it feel as if you are alive.

(Y/N) (still chewing): I couldn't agree more

Ban: though shouldn't you have been eating during the time we have been here?

(Y/N): yes and no, I have been using the nutrient in the air to sustain me, though it is much better for me to eat a meal like this.

Meliodas: it's been over 500 years since we ran into each other. But I am still shocked that you two have gotten used to the conditions of purgatory

Ban: well, what were we supposed to do, unlike you. We're flesh and blood. We've got no choice but to get used to it.

(Y/N): yep

Meliodas: I'm not saying that it is strange that you'd try to, I'm saying that you are able to.

Ban: oh yeah, take a look at this, (shows Meliodas his hand) I don't know if it's because I've adapted to the conditions of purgatory, but I the burns nor frostbite have no effect on me anymore. And my lungs which used to be sore and swollen can breathe like it was fresh air here

(Y/N): same here too

Meliodas: guys. You may be the only living things that have been able to survive purgatory for over thousands of years and manage to survive with your sanity. Your experiences here from enduring and adapting to purgatory has caused an explosive transformation in your bodies. I am sure once you two get back everyone will be shocked.