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Basically just memes and shitpost

Deimos: All I'm saying is that I'm a good uncle

Hank: your nephew/niece is floating outside

*Deimos looks behind him*
Deimos: Oh they really are floating

Deimos: WAIT! Y/N!!

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Y/N: Hank look it's the good chips

Hank: this is the dollar store, how good can they be?

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Sanford: Are they...?

Deimos: bro I think I'm trippin

2BDamned: I'm surprised too

Hank, while hugging sleeping Y/N: Will you all quit staring?

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Phobos: Ok, Y/N. Don't touch that cactus.

*you touch the cactus*

Phobos: Y/N... why?

—_—_—_—_—_—

Agent 1: Oh God. We lost Y/N.

Agent 2: What are we gonna do?!

Agent 3: L-Let's just tell director Phobos.

Agent 2: ..Yeah

Agent 1: He's the only one who can find them

Later

Phobos: So you're telling me you lost Y/N

Agent 1: Y-Yes sir...

Phobos: *disappointed sigh*

*meanwhile you wave at Phobos while sitting on agent 1's shoulders*

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Phobos: Here comes the airplane

*you grab the spoon and hit 2 lego towers with it making them fall*

Phobos: that's my girl/boy *proud smile*

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Tricky: Ok, Y/N! Fetch!
*tricky throws a ball*

Jeb: what the actual heck is wrong with you?

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