[GODSFORRENT Special] Seven-Minute Semblance in Quarantine

Chatroom #27

TooSexyForYa is online
ILoveRainbows is online
BoobsAreGreat is online
BiPolarBear is online
WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend is online
PerfectSonOfOdin is online
IAmJule'sStepmom is online

TooSexyForYa: Edward Dace, what have you done?

BoobsAreGreat: PUTANGINA.

WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: I mean I would sell my soul for a girlfriend, but why must you expose me this way?

ILoveRainbows: Some idiot downloaded a computer virus and now our usernames are changed.

BiPolarBear: Is @PerfectSonOfOdin, Lance Ducere?

PerfectSonOfOdin: He wishes.

TooSexyForYa: Who's @BoobsAreGreat? You really think so?

BiPolarBear: TooSexyForYa = true gay.

TooSexyForYa: BiPolarBear = has two options but still zero partners.

WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: OUCH.

BiPolarBear: How can you be so sure I have two options and zero partners?

TooSexyForYa: Aren't you Jule?

BiPolarBear: I'm Edward Dace—

WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: I thought @BoobsAreGreat is Edward. Lakas makamura oh.

IAmJule'sStepmom: You all know who I am, I'm going back to sleep.

ILoveRainbows: Sir Arthur?

IAmJule'sStepmom: No, I'm Lance.

BiPolarBear: Why stepmom?

TooSexyForYa: Maybe it's Lance's turn to be the wife.

ILoveRainbows: Nobody's buying that.

WillSellMySoulForAGirlfriend: Hindi naman porket mas manly si Sir Lance ay hindi na s'ya pwedeng maging wife.

IAmJule'sStepmom: ... Are you calling Arthur an effeminate man?

BiPolarBear: Arthur's more like a non-binary stick of depression and existential dread.

TooSexyForYa: I don't know much about that, all I know is that I love Lance Ducere so much, it trascends gender and social norms.

IAmJule'sStepmom:

IAmJule'sStepmom: Yuck.

ILoveRainbows: @TooSexyForYa is Sir Lance, no doubt.

TooSexyForYa: I was trying so hard not to talk like how I usually do.

IAmJule'sStepmom: Your undying love for me has made you weak and easy to defeat.

ILoveRainbows: Sabi na nga ba't si Sir Arthur ang stepmom ni Joyeuse. That's two points for me.

TooSexyForYa: Wow, Arthie, you didn't even try to hide your identity.