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Two years in lockdown? Can the lads really make it through without their lives falling into shambles? Read more to see them slowly lose their sanity.

Quarantine #3

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[Coronado Residences:]

Zweihänder: (is watching the koi swim around their pond) Minsan iniisip ko kung anong iniisip ng mga isda.

Ichaival: (is busy reading books) Probably "bakit kaya isang oras na tayong pinapanood ng abnormal na 'to?"

Zweihänder: Minsan ba gusto mo ring maging isda? Lalangoy-langoy ka lang sa pond.

Ichaival: We're stuck inside our homes, just add water and we're halfway there.

Zweihänder: Pero gusto mo rin bang maging isda?

Ichaival: (puts his books down) May kakaiba sa tono mo, may masama kang binabalak, ano? Lumalabas ang dimples mo, may ginawa kang masama, ano?

Zweihänder: Nope!

Zweihänder: But just in case may dumating na order galing Lazada, hindi akin 'yon.

Zweihänder: Pero bayaran na rin natin kasi kawawa naman 'yung driver. Bye! (runs inside the house)

Ichaival: Zwei! Anong in-order mo sa Lazada?! Zwei! Bakit mo ako tinatanong kung gusto kong maging isda??? Zwei!!!