[Team FuJo:]
The two are seen sharing one large iced tea and sitting outside where the people were fewer to none.
Futhark: Jo.
Joyeuse: What the bloody hell's your problem?
Futhark: Gaano katagal ang pinakamatagal mong relationship?
Joyeuse: Three days.
Joyeuse: Can I count the one I ghosted for three months?
Futhark: Maybe?
Joyeuse: Eh, still three days. I hated that girl.
Joyeuse: Why do you ask?
Futhark: For reference.
Joyeuse: (sips iced tea)
Futhark: Ano, may pumipisil pa rin ba sa dibdib mo ngayon?
Joyeuse: No, it has calmed down. I think you're right, it wasn't love. It was acid reflux.
Futhark: W-What about your jealousy towards Alice?
Joyeuse: I think that wasn't love either, I think I was just mad because I was hungry, I wanted sushi, and you went to a sushi place without me.
Futhark: So you really don't like me?
Joyeuse: You said it so yourself, I was just bored and it was just a result of my prank to make Henry believe that we're dating.
Futhark: Sandali lang-
Joyeuse: I'm kind of glad you asked me to stop it, because I feel exhausted just by thinking of what to do with all those silly feelings.
Futhark: Oh.
Futhark: Ohh...
Joyeuse:
Joyeuse: Futhark you look sad, why are you sad-
Futhark: I-I'm not?
Joyeuse: Your eyes are red.
Futhark: Kulang sa tulog.
Joyeuse: Your nose is turning red too.
Futhark: Allergies.
Joyeuse: Oh, that would explain the teary eyes.
Futhark: Yes.
Futhark: Allergies.
Joyeuse: You should take some antihistamine.
Futhark: Y-Yes. (looks down and sniffs)
Joyeuse: Are you crying?
Futhark: No.
Joyeuse: (takes his handkerchief out and wipes Futhark's tears) I was told to always wipe someone's tears.
Futhark:
Futhark: (sobs)
Joyeuse: (eyes widens) Why are you crying? Is it my fault or is it because of your sad childhood?
Futhark: No, it was my fault.
Joyeuse: Oh thank God you're just crying because you're stupid. I thought I did something mean.
Futhark: I'm sorry!
Joyeuse: I forgive you.
Futhark: Hindi mo pa nga alam kung para saan ako nagso-sorry.
Joyeuse: I just love forgiving people. Makes me feel like a benevolent god.
Futhark: (continues sobbing)
BINABASA MO ANG
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