[GODSFORRENT Special] Seven-Minute Semblance in Quarantine

Actor AU! Interview #1

Disclaimer:

NOT CANON!

THIS IS JUST FOR FUN!

(actors' personality based on their original characters' personalities from HoA 2013)

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"Let's welcome tonight's guests, the actors for this rubbish I write for fun, Seven-Minute Semblance!"

(enter Edward, Futhark, Joyeuse, and Laevateinn, all cast sit on a couch)

Joyeuse: Hello, good day, thank you for inviting us to—

Edward: WE PASSED BY A CAT ON OUR WAY HERE AND HE FREAKED OUT. HAHAHAHAHA

Joyeuse: (forces a smile and secretly kicks Edward)

Edward: He was screaming and he was all "Gerrrough gerirouuugh meehh!"

Joyeuse: Please shut up.

Edward: And then, and then he ran to Futhark—

Futhark: (tackles Edward down)

Laevateinn: (eats apple and dodges Edward's feet every now and then)

"It's good to see that you're lively today, but please don't break your micropho—aaaand it's broken."

(After a five minute break:)

Edward: Hello, I'm the actor for Seven-Minute Semblance's Edward Dace. I am not short, I am young. I'm several years younger than these guys and I'm tall for my age.

Laevateinn: What, 7?

Futhark: (bursts into peals of laughter)

Edward: (lips touching the microphone) Yes.

Joyeuse: I'm Joyeuse, I may or may not be a psychopath.

Futhark: I'm Futhark and I hate my character.

"Why?"

Futhark: LIKE WHY IS HE SO KIND AND PATIENT?

Joyeuse: I like the character you portray. It's an improvement from who you are IRL.

Futhark: You only liked it because, like, I treat you like some sort of fucking queen or something.

Joyeuse: (covers Edward's ears)

Edward: Don't cover my ears! I'm used to swearing, my character swears all the time!

Joyeuse: I'm covering them for what will come after.

Edward: What?

Futhark: (continues his rant in a California valley girl accent) And every morning, like, I had to give this guy coffee, like, why is he so addicted to coffee? That's not fine, you know, like totally. And my character's used to hardwork and he's, like, totally understanding and he can't get mad, like duuuude, c'mon I could punch y'all—