[GODSFORRENT Special] Seven-Minute Semblance in Quarantine

Quarantine #8

[372A High Street:]

Futhark: Umaga, tanghali, gabi, ako naglilinis, naghuhugas, nagluluto. Ang hinihiling ko lang naman sa inyo ay 'wag kayong magkalat, tapos hindi n'yo pa magawa.

Edward, Joyeuse, & Laevateinn: (sit on the couch, waiting for Futhark to finish scolding them)

Futhark: Edward, ilang beses kong sinabi na ilagay itong mga DVD sa lagayan nila?

Edward: Si Sir Arthur naglabas non!

Futhark: Jo, 'yung mga mug sa may bintana, ilang beses kong sinabing ilagay mo sa lababo?

Joyeuse: Two of those mugs were Lance's.

Futhark: Eh sino ang kumain ng cake tapos binalik sa ref 'yung karton kahit kapiranggot na lang 'yung cake na naiwan?

Laevateinn: Arthur did.

Futhark: 'Yung nagwalis tapos iniwan kalagitnaan?

Edward: Si Sir Lance nakita kong nagwawalis kanina tapos biglang may tinawagan sa phone tapos nakalimutan na n'ya 'yung winawalis n'ya.

Joyeuse: Lance and Arthur are creating the mess and you're accusing us and scolding us for something we didn't do?

Laevateinn & Fenrir: (shake their head)

Futhark: Akala ko kasi—

Edward: Naglilinis nga rin ako ng kwarto tapos papagalitan mo pa ako?

Futhark: Hindi, kasi—

A few moments later...

Futhark: Kapiranggot na lang po 'yung cake, bakit binalik n'yo pa sa ref? Tapos 'yung mga mug po, minsan nakikita ko nasa ibabaw ng shelves, minsan nakikita ko sa gitna ng bakuran! Alam n'yo po ba kung anong nakita ko sa shower kanina?

Lance & Arthur: (are patiently waiting for Futhark to finish speaking so they can continue doing paperworks)

Futhark: May nakita po akong balat ng oreos! Sino po ang kumakain ng oreos habang naliligo?

Arthur: (slowly raises hand)

Futhark: Bakit po???

Arthur: I was thinking of my lesson plans and then I thought, "Oh I have oreos in my pockets." so I ate them but forgot to throw the packaging away because I suddenly had the answer to my doctoral thesis.

Futhark: Pockets? Naliligo po kayo nang nakadamit?

Arthur: I was not taking a shower, I was thinking.

Futhark: Hah???

Futhark: Bakit po???

Futhark: Sa shower???

Lance: I believe those are called shower thoughts, Futhark.

Futhark: Normal lang po ba 'yon...?

Lance: At saka si Laevateinn ang kumain ng cake at iniwan sa ref.

Futhark: E 'yung mga mug po?

Lance: I washed mine earlier.

Futhark: Sir Arthur kayo po ba naglabas ng mga DVD?

Arthur: I'm busy with my work, I don't have time to watch.

Futhark: (curses in Norwegian) Ang mga batang 'yon... (curses more in Norwegian)

Lance: Wow.