[GODSFORRENT Special] Seven-Minute Semblance in Quarantine

Quarantine #39

Lance has successfully retrieved his baggage, Edward Dace, Zweihänder—for some reasons —and Arthur. It was a quiet trip to 372A High Street, until...

Lance: Jule, you've been so quiet. What are you thinking?

Joyeuse: (blinks) Hmm?

Lance: Dinibdib mo ba 'yong galit ko kanina? Nagtatampo ka ba?

Joyeuse: No, Sir—I mean Lance—No, Lance.

Lance: Good, dahil masyado ka nang matanda para magtampo kapag napagalitan.

Arthur: (to Joyeuse) You seem ruffled.

Zweihänder: (is sitting behind Joyeuse and Futhark) Yeah, Jule, bakit parang nayanig ka?

Joyeuse: I'm not.

Futhark: Sinabi kong kapag pinagpatuloy n'ya ang pagpapasakit sa ulo ni Sir Lance ay mag-aampon ng bagong anak si Sir at papalitan na s'ya.

Arthur:

Arthur: Sure, that's why.

Lance: Come to think of it, a child is easier to raise than you.

Joyeuse:

Joyeuse:

Lance: I bet they'll love me and respect me more than you do.

Joyeuse:

Edward: Lagooot, hindi na ikaw ang paboritong anak. Papalitan ka na.

Zweihänder: Hindi ka na papansinin ng ama mo dahil may iba na s'yang anak.

Joyeuse: (purses lips to suppress a pout)

Arthur: I know you're all doing this to tease Uresonderry but if this continues, Lance will want to adopt a child and I can't have that either.

Zweihänder: Grabe Ginoong Sir, napapalibutan ng mga possessive na tao.

Lance: What can I say, I'm likeable.

Arthur: Why are you here, Zweihänder?

Joyeuse: And what do you mean likeable? You're an asshole.

Lance: Excuse me, how many organisations again are made for the sole reason of hating you?

Edward: Ohh, tapos ang lakas maka-deny na mag-ama sila oh.

Futhark: Edward.

Edward: Hey! I picked the lock of your handcuffs, hindi mo ako pwedeng awayin ngayon!

Futhark: Sinasaway kita!

Arthur: If the handcuffs are gone, why are you still holding hands?

Edward: (turns in horror)

Joyeuse: Are we? I didn't even notice.

Zweihänder: (whispers to Futhark) Pwede ka pang magbago ng choice, maraming matitinong tao sa mundo.

Futhark: C-Choice?

Zweihänder: (looks away and whistles)

Edward: Fuuuu! 'Wag si drama queen, masama ugali neto eh!

Futhark: Grabe ka naman, Edward.

Edward: At saka aalilain ka lang n'yan!

Zweihänder: Ilulugmok sa kahirapan!

Futhark: Zwei mawalang-galang na, pero bakit ka ulit nandito?

Edward: At saka lolokohin ka lang n'yan! No'ng isang araw nakita ko may ka-chat s'yang utu-uto gamit 'yong account na Adelaide Grace!