Heimdall sent a message to the group Odin and the Chipmunks 🐿🌲☃️
Heimdall: Anyone near San Lorenzo rn? Hermod got kidnapped by puppies.
Freyr: Dasurb.
Heimdall: Seriously. Someone pick him up and drop him at Seti's house or he spends Christmas eve at the mall.
Freyja: He'd like that! Puppies, mall, maraming ilaw!
Heimdall: Yeah pero pagkatapos ay iiyak s'ya sa 'kin na hindi namin s'ya binalikan at hindi namin s'ya tinuturing na kamag-anak.
Thor: CAN'T GO
Thor: CHASING
Thor: CHICKEMS
Heimdall: Thor you're chasing chickens?
Thor: STOLEN
Tyr: I thought you're with Hermod, Heim?
Heimdall: We split up and he went with one of the kids.
Tyr: So pick him up with your car?
Heimdall: Can't, one of the kids will throw a tantrum.
Tyr: Your husband is with you, isn't he.
Heimdall: He's the kid who will throw a tantrum.
Freyr: Ask your legitimate child.
Heimdall: You really think he cares enough about Hermod? That boy will head straight home and make himself coffee.
Freyja: Your other kid!
Heimdall: May binabad daw s'yang karne. Kaya nga nagmamadali ako.
Tyr: Your youngest one?
Heimdall: He's the one who left Hermod there.
Freyr: Uso kasi family planning Heim.
Heimdall: Aren't you in San Lorenzo today, Freyr? Pick Hermod up.
Freyr: SJDHJSBDJRBRKEMX
Freyr: ALAM MO BA KUNG ILANG PLATES KAILANGAN KONG GAWIN HEIM
Freyr: ALAM MO BA KUNG KAILAN DEADLINE
Freyr: QLAM MO BANF KUNG NAKAILABG KAPE NA AOO
Freyr: I WAMT TO CRY
Freyja: Ang dami n'yang side projects na walang kinalaman sa acads n'ya tapos umiiyak ngayon na hindi n'ya napagtutuunan ng pansin acads n'ya.
Freyr: AAHSJDKDKDKDJSKDBDJDJDJJDD
Freyr sent a voice message
Freyr sent a voice message
Freyr sent a voice message
Heimdall: What even are those?
Freyja: Voice records of him wailing and crying instead of drawing his plates.
Heimdall: 🙄
Heimdall: I'll pick Hermod up after I send the kids home.
Forseti: i'll do it
Heimdall: Forseti?
Freyr: YOU'RE ALIVE
Freyja: Are you around San Lorenzo tho?
Tyr: Don't do it if you have to go out of your way, we'll find someone to pick Hermod up.
Freyja: Yeah humanap kayo ng ibang kakaladkad pauwi kay Hermod.
Forseti: i can drive
Tyr: Someone volunteer right now
Freyja: You don't need to do it Forseti, Freyr will do it.
Freyr: Yes I can leave my projects and schlep over there
Heimdall: Don't trouble yourself, Forseti, we have it covered.
Forseti: i have nothing to do
Forseti: i can drive
Tyr: Heim send some assassins to Hermod
Heimdall: Yeah the assassins can do it!
Forseti: do you not want me to
Heimdall: We appreciate your efforts, Forseti, but we can do it.
Freyr: Yep, crying and walking to my car atm
Forseti: i will do it freyr
Freyr: No, no, I got this. Ano ba naman ang importansya ng plates ko, right?
Forseti is typing...
Forseti is typing...
Forseti is typing...
Forseti: 😔
Heimdall: Okay you do it, Forseti.
Forseti is typing...
Forseti is typing...
Forseti is typing...
Forseti: 😀
Freyja: This is the most emotions I've seen from Forseti and they're emojis
Tyr: Freyr you don't need to go
Freyr: AAAAHSHHSHSHSJSKSHDJEBDJDN
Heimdall: Ok thanks. I'm going offline now, still have to drive.
Freyja: Bye Heim
Freyr: BYYYEEEE HAHSHSHSHSJDKDJEKD
Tyr: Freyja is your brother alright?
Freyja: Not since I've known him.
Forseti: where is hermod
Tyr: Hmm?
Forseti: where
Freyr: Saan nga ba pinapasundo ni Heim si Hermod?
Freyja: Walang binanggit.
Forseti: i will look for him then.
Forseti: good bye.
Tyr:
Freyja:
Freyr:
Tyr: I'm sending some men to make sure he doesn't get lost.
Thor: HEIM YOUR HUSBAND STOLE OUR CHICKEMS
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