[GODSFORRENT Special] Seven-Minute Semblance in Quarantine

Quarantine #38

Somewhere...

Zweihänder: Noche Buena na mamaya at hindi n'yo naman kami kasama kaya naisip namin na ngayon ibigay ang surprise namin sa inyo.

Joyeuse: I don't trust you, we're leaving. Let's go, Futhark. (grabs Futhark's hand)

Zweihänder: Nope! (handcuffs the two) Hehe.

Joyeuse; Zweihänder you bloody git!

Futhark: ZWEI!

Zweihänder: (throws keys at the nearest water fountain) Whoops!

Futhark: HALA!

Futhark: Buti na lang kaliwang kamay ang nakaposas sa 'kin.

Joyeuse: Really, that's your problem?

Futhark: Magluluto at mag-aayos pa ako ng bahay para sa Pasko, Jo! Kailangan ko ang kanang kamay ko!

Joyeuse: Really? That's the problem?

Futhark: (genuine confusion)

Joyeuse: You really don't see a downside to this?

Futhark: (blinks and thinks) (shakes his head, unsure)

Joyeuse: You'll be stuck with me the whole day, idiot.

Futhark: (realises)

Futhark: Hehe.

Joyeuse: (slaps Futhark's face lightly)

Zweihänder: (thinking: Mukhang si Futhark ang may gusto kay Joyeuse, pero ayaw ni Joyeuse.)

Zweihänder: (squints his eyes at Joyeuse) Choosy mo.

Zweihänder: (thinking: Dapat ko bang tulungan si Futhark?)

Zweihänder: (thinking: Tulungang pumili ng mas maayos na jowa kaysa kay Joyeuse?)

Futhark: Zwei, paki-alis na lang nitong handcuffs, may mga gagawin pa kami.

Zweihänder: Nope!

Joyeuse: (drags Futhark with him towards the water fountain) Let's just retrieve the key and free ourselves.

Futhark: (a bit disappointed but follows Joyeuse anyway)

Zweihänder: Oh-keeeyyy, hanap lang kayo r'yan at may iba pa akong susunduin.

Zweihänder: (turns around and laughs evilly)

Futhark: (whilst searching for the key) You really don't wanna be with me?

Joyeuse: And you suddenly wanna be with me. What's up with the 360?

Futhark: Well, it's just that now you know I like you and I know you like me, I can hang around you without you calling me annoying.

Joyeuse: You're annoying.

Futhark:

Futhark:

Futhark: (kisses Joyeuse's cheek)

Joyeuse: (turns red) Stop that, we're looking for a key!

Futhark: You said you won't kiss me until the seventh day but I made no promises, so here I am.

Joyeuse: You're sly, aren't ya?

Futhark: (kisses the other cheek)

Joyeuse: This is no place to tease me like that, Gomez. I'm warning you.

Futhark: Inggit ka lang yata dahil—(sees the key) Jo, susi! Nasa may paa mo!

Joyeuse: (lifts foot up) Where?