(Guest star: Rachel Elizabeth Dare)
Rachel: Ships?
Lena: RELATIONship
Rachel: Oh, Okay
Lena:LET'S START THIS THING
OTACHEL
Rachel: NO NO NO, I KNEW THIS WOULD HERE
Lena: Aw c'mon,it's cute
Rachel: NO
PERACHEL
Rachel:GUYS I'M F**KING OVER PERCY!
Percy:Someone call me?
Lena:GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE PERCY!
MCDARE
Rachel: Piper and me? YEP NOPE, NEVER
Piper:Oh yeah,I agree
Lena: I agree with you two
RACHABETH
Rachel: WTF IS DIS SHIP?!
Annabeth: A terrible ship
Lena: A ship that needs to sink
REO
Rachel: Who the eff is paired with me?!
Lena:....Leo
Rachel:NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
Leo: Rachel is right,this ship needs to die
Lena: You are both correct
Rachel: That was terrible
Lena:You barely have any ships
Rachel: Which is GOOD
Lena:I know
Lena: I didn't make these ships,My GUMMY BEARS WITH ICE CREAM
Rachel: Gummy bears with ice cream?
Lena: The name of my readers right now
Rachel: I like how you think
Lena: Why thank you!
Rachel: Okay,don't ever say that again
Lena:WE MUST END DIS
Rachel: must?
Lena: END
Rachel:...I'm still here
Lena: You're not supposed to be here!
Rachel: Why?
Lena:JUST GO!
Rachel:...okay
Lena:THE END
Next character?
BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! LACY O'CONNER IS TAKING HIATUS ON DIS BOOK! LENA IS WRITING IT AGAIN
~lena
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