Rachel reacting to ships

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(Guest star: Rachel Elizabeth Dare)

Rachel: Ships?

Lena: RELATIONship

Rachel: Oh, Okay

Lena:LET'S START THIS THING


OTACHEL

Rachel: NO NO NO, I KNEW THIS WOULD HERE

Lena: Aw c'mon,it's cute

Rachel: NO

PERACHEL

Rachel:GUYS I'M F**KING OVER PERCY!

Percy:Someone call me?

Lena:GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE PERCY!

MCDARE

Rachel: Piper and me? YEP NOPE, NEVER

Piper:Oh yeah,I agree

Lena: I agree with you two

RACHABETH

Rachel: WTF IS DIS SHIP?!

Annabeth: A terrible ship

Lena: A ship that needs to sink

REO

Rachel: Who the eff is paired with me?!

Lena:....Leo

Rachel:NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Leo: Rachel is right,this ship needs to die

Lena: You are both correct


Rachel: That was terrible

Lena:You barely have any ships

Rachel: Which is GOOD

Lena:I know

Lena: I didn't make these ships,My GUMMY BEARS WITH ICE CREAM

Rachel: Gummy bears with ice cream?

Lena: The name of my readers right now

Rachel: I like how you think

Lena: Why thank you!

Rachel: Okay,don't ever say that again

Lena:WE MUST END DIS

Rachel: must?

Lena: END

Rachel:...I'm still here

Lena: You're not supposed to be here!

Rachel: Why?

Lena:JUST GO!

Rachel:...okay

Lena:THE END


Next character?

BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! LACY O'CONNER IS TAKING HIATUS ON DIS BOOK! LENA IS WRITING IT AGAIN


~lena



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