Percy Jackson Headcanons

Annabeth reacting to ships

Lena: *in a creepy voice*It's been some time Annabeth

Annabeth: Let's get this over with

Lena: As you can see you are in a room filled with pictures of ships

Annabeth: Yeah,I know

Lena: Care to tell our readers that the wall is yellow with pink poka dots?

Annabeth...the wall is yellow with pink poka dots and I'm sitting on a yellow couch

Lena: LET US START THE GAMES

Annabeth: Seriously?

Percabeth

Annabeth: I approve

Lena: Good

Percy: This is a really good ship

Lukabeth

Annabeth:...Hades no

Lena: We Percabeth shippers do not approve of this ship

Luke:....

Pipabeth

Annabeth:.....Unbelievable

Piper: Just friends guys,just friends

Lena:This was always my BRotp

Piper: Good thing it isn't an otp

Annabeth:...What??

Jasabeth

Annabeth: NEVER

Jason: NEVER EVER

Lena:I approve of what you're saying

Reynabeth

Reyna:WTF

Annabeth:...How about no

Lena:BRotp

Rachabeth

Rachel:WTF,WTF,WTF

Annabeth:NO

Lena:Just No

Thaliabeth

Thalia:F*** this,I'm a huntress

Annabeth: AH HADES NO

Lena:...what kind ship is this

Hazabeth

Hazel: Oh,please no

Annabeth:This is just terrible

Lena:...

Claribeth

Clarrise:...

Annabeth:...

Lena: This has to be the worst

Hermiobeth

Hermione:No,please no

Annabeth: What she said

Lena: I am at loss for words

Nicabeth

Nico: This is really bad

Annabeth:...

Lena: This is scary

Katiebeth

Katie: What is this sh*t

Annabeth: I don't know

Lena:NO TRATIE FOREVA

Biancabeth

Bianca:...

Annabeth: This is bad

Lena:...BIANCA,GIANT ROBOT,HADES FIGURE!!

Lena:OH GODS

Annabeth: Lena,Piper is next

Lena: Sure

Lena: Piper,I need you to react to your ships

Piper:Sure!

Lena:Maybe next week?

Piper:Yep!

~lena