Percy Jackson Headcanons

Percy reacting to ships

(Guest star:Percy Jackson)

Nico: Here! *pushes Percy in front of Lena*

Percy: NOOOO! Don't make me!

Rachel: We did it now it's your turn!

Lena:Thanks guys *hands over ten drachmas*

Nico: You get five,I get five *hands five drachmas to Rachel

Rachel: Thanks,Now let's RUN *runs away to her cave*

Nico:*runs to Hades Cabin*

Lena: So Percy shall we start? *Gags Percy and takes him to a secret place*

Percy:Mh mhh mhhh mhh! (I realy don't know how to do this)

Lena: Percy! I'm only going to tell you the name of a ship and you tell me what you think of it*Takes off Percy's gag*

Lena: Now let's start

PERCABETH

Percy:This isn't a name of a ship!

Lena: By ship I mean RELATIONship

Percy: Oh okay, Who is in this ship?

Lena:You and Annabeth

Percy:YES YES SHIP SHIP FOREVA

Lena:Oh Yes,this ship sinks and I and 100 other people go bye bye

Percy:...

Perachel:

Percy:Who is in this ship that's not me?

Lena:Rachel

Percy: NOPE NOPE NOPE,WE ARE JUST FRIENDS

Rachel:I had this on my reacting post,my reacting was better

Percy:Oh yeah,what was it?

Rachel: This is my reaction: GUYS I'M F**KING OVER PERCY

Lena: MOVING ON

PERICO

Lena:NICO

Nico:GET THE SHIP INTO TARTARUS

Percy:NOPE NOPE NOPE

Percy:What did you mean I'm not your type?

Nico: *facetruck*

Lena:THA SHIP SHOULD SINK AND MOVING ON

PERTEMIS

Lena:...Artemis

Artemis: S-

Lena:IT SHOULD GO TO CHAOS

PERCY:GO TO CHAOS

PIPERCY

Percy:WE ARE ONLY FRIENDS

Piper:ONLY FRIENDS

Lena:It's my BROtp

PERJASICO

Lena: Jason and Nico

Jason: I LOVE PIPER

NICO: PERCY ISN'T MY TYPE

PERCY:SHIP GO DIE

LENA: GO DIE SHIP

JERCY

Lena:Ja-

Percy:I know who it is

Percy:ME AND JASON ARE ONLY FRIENDS

PERCY:I LOVE ANNABETH AND HE LOVES PIPER

Lena:Ship go sink