Piper reacting to ships

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Lena: Piper come sit on the sofa!

Piper: Are you obsessed with yellow?

Lena:...Maybe


JASPER/JIPER

Piper: It has sailed

Jason: And it's Jasper

Piper: WE AGREED ON JIPER!

Jason: IT'S JASPER!!

Lena: This is the only thing they fight over


PIPABETH

Piper: GOD DAMMIT! WE'RE JUST FRIENDS

Lena: SHIP SHIP SHIP

Annabeth: NO

Piper: Just because we are good friends doesn't mean we should be shipped

Lena: PIPABETH GIVES ME LIFE


PERCIPER/PIPERCY/PICY

Piper: HOW 'BOUT NO

Lena: HOW 'BOUT BROtp FOREVER

Percy: ONLY FRIENDS

Annabeth: You guys fight 24/7

Percy and Piper: WE DO NOT!!


LIPER

Lena: NO CALEO IS OTP FOREVER

Piper: I didn't realize this was ship

Leo: Calypso should not find out

Calypso: HOLY-

Lena: RUN LEO


PIPAZEL

Piper: WHAT THE FU-

Hazel: NO

Hazel: NEVER

Lena: WELL WOULD YO LOOK AT THAT! THEY WORK TOGETHER AND THEN THERE IS A SHIP


McDARE

Piper: JUST FUCKING FRIENDS

Rachel: GOD DAMMIT PEOPLE!

Lena: I know right


NIPER

Piper: I don't Nico that much

Nico: SAME HERE

Lena: WHO CAME UP WITH THIS SHIT??




Lena: Wasn't too terrrible or was it?

Piper: Not too bad

Lena: I have to ask you this question

Piper: Shoot

Lena: Do you ship Brason?

Piper: Actually I do

Lena: ME TOO

Lena: WE ALL FREE TO SHIP BRASON

Lena: Wait what about Brasler

Piper: Yup

Lena: YASSS

Lena: Now go get Leo

Piper: *Drags Leo into the room*

Lena: *rubs hands evilly* Now it's your turn


Sorry Cream Puffs.I know I haven't been updating.I've been reading too much.Well we all the Leo is next!






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