꧁•⊹٭𝚂𝚊𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚖𝚊 𝙾𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜٭⊹•꧂

꧁•⊹٭𝚄 𝚑٭⊹•꧂

!TW!
Amaguji
Tenmiko
Cannibalism (I guess)
Swearing
'Doing the gay' (I regret everything)
Attempted fighting
(I think that's all)

I made a part 2 and part 3 of that weird paragraph i did.

Yeah uhm... Prepare yourselves. 🧚

{There once was a rat named Gremlin. Gremlin met a fat cat named Succi and they made out on their owner's bed. Succi and Gremlin did the gay. The owner's bed is now white. Succi and Gremlin have 22 kids now. They ate their owners, their bed, and their kids. Succi and Gremlin were still hungry, so they went to another house. The house had a very skinny cat named Kaito. He looked like a stick with diarrhea. He shat on Succi and Gremlin, making them brown. Succi wanted revenge. Succi and Gremlin made Kaito white, and they all rubbed their bodies together. Gremlin and Succi then ate Kaito.}

{Succi and Gremlin were still not satisfied. They wanted more. Succi picked up Gremlin with his wet mouth and trotted next door. They met a long bird named Avocado who was green. They walked up to him and Succi then put Gremlin down. They put on a 'show' for Avocado to watch since they were bored. They had a kid and Avocado was hungry as well. Avocado ate the kid, who had a cat head and tail and a rat body. Then Avocado decided to join them on an adventure for food. They met a flat snake near another house. The snake's name was Shingucci. Avocado immediately fell in love. They had 10 kids, which were flat birds with long snake heads. Shingucci made a feast, putting the kids on a plate and cooking them. They all feasted on the kids, yet they were still hungry. Shingucci thanked Succi, Gremlin and Avocado for visiting. Avocado stayed with Shingucci, his one true love, going for another 85 rounds, leaving them with 2764583000000 kids to eat later. They were yummy in their tummy.}

{Succi and Gremlin continued their journey, coming across a jungle. They were chatting on a tree stump, complaining about their hunger and Gremlin's sore bum. Suddenly, a green and white panda with a head as tiny as a basketball approached them, claiming that they didn't have the right to touch girls as they were 'degenerate males'. Gremlin snickered and walked over to a sleeping red squirrel, touching it and smirked at the panda. Succi sighed. The panda, who went by the name Tenkopter, walked over and slapped Gremlin. Succi got angry and grabbed Gremlin, turning to the red squirrel, soon making her white. The squirrel woke up in horror, running over to Tenkopter and clinging to her. The panda tried to attack them for touching her 'Himigo' which was clearly the squirrel. Succi grabbed Gremlin and ran off, avoiding Tenkopter's angry attacks.

"That was kinda gay for virgins, ngl."
Said a bright pink bunny who was behind nearby bushes. The other yellow bunny just looked at her as if she was stupid.
"That is because they are gay, dumbass." }

Word Count: 493
I lied. I regret nothing.

Have this for now, I'm working on a Christmas special as well! Sorry for not updating in so long! I never checked for mistakes so uh- 

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