Why Can't You Get Out of My Head, Ayanokoji?!

Oneshot: Shoko's gap moe

Once again, this is non-canon.

And you'll probably simp for Shoko even more during this chapter.

Shoko and Kiyo are married here. :)

Shoko PoV

Ayanokoji Shoko, that is my brand new name.

Yes, believe it or not, but I married my idiot of a husband.

Why?

Precisely because he's my idiot of a husband.

That, or I have bad taste, heh.

I am currently 25 years old and I currently work as a nurse.

Nurse? Kazumi Shoko, you must be joking! Is what you're probably thinking, right?

Well you better fucking believe it.

And you better fucking accept it.

My husband, who is also currently the same age as me.

Was currently managing his own company.

Annnd I'm too lazy to go into details of his job.

I just finished cooking dinner and I was currently placing the food I made on the dining table.

I then received a message notification on my phone.

I hurried to my phone and checked what it was.

IdiotSandwich: Sorry, will probably come home late. I still have a few meetings and dozens of paperworks to go through.

I slightly frowned.

Hm? You think I'm frowning because I'm disappointed he won't come home early or something?

HA! WRONG!

I was frowning because this little shit made me cook a dinner for two and couldn't even come home to eat his share of the food!

Come on! You're the fucking owner!

Me: Is that so, guess I'll eat everything myself.

IdiotSandwich: Oi. Leave me some, alright?

Me: 🤭

IdiotSandwich: Ugh. Anyway, I have to go. I love you Shoko.

Me: I love me too 💗

Heh.

I placed my phone down on the table.

" Welp, guess I'll dig in." I said to myself and went back to the dining table.

I pulled a chair and sat down.

As I was eating, I noticed something from the corner of my eye.

" Hm....?" I looked towards the wall.

I saw a black speck.

It was moving.

WAIT, SHIT. IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING COCKROACH?!

I instantly froze in my seat as I stared at it.

I-It's just....there.....

The cockroach was simply chilling on the wall while I couldn't move.