➦ 𝐖𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 | 𝖦.𝖠𝗌𝖺𝗇𝗈

Random [for fun]

Grandma: I hope our (N/n) is troubling you.

Gakushuu: She is indeed a trouble.

Gakuro: You're one to talk.

Gakushuu: That's not in your dialogue (︺︹︺)

Gakuro: It is.

(Y/n): You're not supposed to be here until 19 more chapters.

Gakuro: ●︿●

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(Y/n): Where's the sanitizer?

Author: In your bag.

(Y/n): No.

Gakushuu: HAHAAHAHAHAH

Author: Asano, no.

(Y/n): Asanononononono?

~~

(Y/n): *cough*

Yukito: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! CALL THE AMBULANCE.

Author: Calm down, she's just acting.

(Y/n): I bruised my throat for that realistic cough, you idiot 凸(-_-)凸

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Gakushuu: I will be~ All that you wa- *crack* nt.

Yukito: BWAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

(Y/n) in the dressing room: AHAHAHAHAH.

Gakushuu: You guys.

~~

Author: Tell me about yourself.

(Y/n): What do you mean, bitch? You made me.

Author: It's for the readers, moron.

(Y/n): My bad.

~~

Author: how old are you all? I'm 14.

(Y/n): Do I have a definite age?

Author: No.

(Y/n): Awee!!

~~

Author: Who likes broccoli? 🥦

(Y/n): Eww... Who hates broccoli? 🙋🏻‍♀.

~~

(Y/n): Am I tan?

Author: That depends on the reader.

(Y/n): So, guys. Am I?

~~

(Y/n): Atleast I have a definite nationality/race. Japanese.

Author: Just this once, I'll let you do whatever you want. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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(Y/n): Is my father a family person?

Author: He's a fool.

(Y/n): That doesn't answer anything.

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(Y/n): Gakushuu, would you swim the seven oceans for me?

Gakushuu: no.

(Y/n): why?

Gakushuu: I could use a boat, why would I tire myself?

~~

(Y/n): Excuse me, sir. Did you dropped Asano on his head when he's still a baby?

Gakuho: yes.

(Y/n): you should've picked up his brain too.

Gakuho: you're right. I should have.

Gakushuu: (●˙—˙●)

~~

(Y/n): you made me sick!

Gakushuu: me? How?

(Y/n): I'm pregnant (｡ŏ_ŏ). And I'm not feeling well. You made me sick.

Gakushuu: it's the child's fault.

(Y/n): it's your child.

Gakushuu: and yours too.

(Y/n): Σ( ° △ °|||)

Gakushuu: surprise?

(Y/n): (°ﾛ°٥)

Gakushuu: stop exaggerating.