The Void Star Dragon God (HighSchool Dxd x OC)

Chapter 14: Gods' meeting

(Spoiler from Demon slayer season 2 and SNK season 4 part 2)

Kei was in normal clothes, chilling in his dimension, waiting for the meeting that would take place tonight. He was eating with the ones who were accompanying him, as one of them couldn't help but shoot some weird sentences.

???" Men can crack their dicks.'

???2" Really?"

Kei" No."

???" How do you know?"

Kei" I'm older than this fucking universe. I had a lot of time to experiment on myself."

???"...I won't question it anymore."

Kei" Thank you."

???2"...Was it painful?"

Kei" I plaid the 5th."

???" Anyway, talking about those star fragments, what are we going to do?"

Kei" While our enemy is very strong, clever and has the means to annihilate universes, I have a plan."

???2" Which is?"

Kei provided to share what he wanted to do, which earned him shocked faces from both of them.

???" You son of a bitch...I'm in."

???2" That is absolutely awful...but that's amazing."

Kei" I know, but I won't back down."

???" Of course, you won't."

???2" And we will be by your side till the end."

Kei" Thank you, both of you."

He replied with a smile, feeling glad to have great partners in his adventures. The feeling was shared by them too. The atmosphere was calm until one decided to talk about weird shit again.

???" The opposite side of dice will always add up."

???2" Wait what?"

Kei" Stop it. You know you can't argue with her."

???2" Hey I've known her for a long time, she's not that petty."

???" I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about. I was arguing with you."

???2" You fucking bastard!!!"

Kei" Oh dear you all acting like children, grow up damn."

The room chilled, as the two of them got a scary aura around them.

Kei" Uh am I in trouble right now?"

???" Take a guess."

Kei" No?"

???2" Take another guess."

Kei"...Fuck. If I let you hug me for 8 to 9 seconds?"

???" 89 SECONDS!!"

Kei" 8 TO 9 SECONDS!!"

???2" TOO LATE!!"

This day, Kei had to repair several broken ribs and restore his lungs several times. But it was worth it. Then Kei smelled something.

Kei" Is something burning?"

???" It's our love for you."

Kei" No, the toasts are burning."