Being one of Vanders kids

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write this because I forgot what the requests were but I'm not mad about it
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-You were taken in at the sametime as Powder and Vi

-At some point it became your job to teach the others how to read and write. So any time you go on a mission you grab as many books as you can.

-That's what got Powder into inventing. You gave her a book on engineering and she was hooked.

-Often plays the softer mediator between Mylo and Powder. When VI yells at Mylo it's your and Calggor's job to calm them down.

-You found out that he (mylo) had a younger sister who died on the bridge and he sees a lot of her in Powder and he resents her for getting to live.

-You help him work through that and he's a bit less harsh on her (Vander is very thankful for that)

-Mylo can fit 15 marshmallows in his mouth Vi said it was because he had a big mouth
Calggor stopped that fight

-#1 Ekko and Powder babysitter when Vander and Benzo can't watch them they go to you (Vi helps)

-I feel like they're definitely a pain in the ass to get those to to sleep.

-You gotta make them chug nyquil or whatever its called

-Also accidentally taught them how to curse (you had to bribe them to get them not to tell anyone)

-You know that one sense where they're on that spinny thing and flip off the enforcer? Yeah, I learned that from you 100%.

-They definitely ate weird shit when the were kids (erasers, markers, books)

-them eating random shit means they have great immune systems

-Help them get scraps for their invention they'll love you forever.

-You help Powder improve her parkour skills

-One time Powder bit Mylo and you and Calggor had to pull them apart.

-Actually Ekko and Powder bite people in self defense (Mylo taught them that)

-She (powder) is definitely super flexible

-Does the demon craw thing all the time
Has scared everyone at least 5 times doing it
And Ekko thinks its the funniest thing ever

-The first time he tested his hoverboard he broke his leg

-You sing Powder to sleep Vi sometimes too( It's all the time she just doesn't like to admit it)

-One time when you were young Vi, you and Powder were walking around aoun this guy tried to start a fight and you beat his ass and Vi was like "Wow that was awesome!" And then you taught her how to fight.

-You and Calggor are the most avid readers
You all have a little wall of books

-Mylo knocked it over (it was an accident)

-You and Calggor keep track of who has broken up the most fights (it's a tie)

-You and Calggor go on secret missions to get sweets and books

-I know they're all really good at stealing but Calggor can shoplift literally anything candy? He's got it, clothes? No problem, new table? Just don't ask how he got it

-You Vander and Calggor could be doctors with the amount of wounds you've cleaned and stitched

-You learned how to cook because Vander can't if you let him cook you would be eating over cooked oatmeal for the rest of your life.

-If you had lung problems Vander would stop smoking immediately it would also be band at the last drop

-We all know that Vander is like the best dad ever but he definitely throws the most extravagant birthday parties you've ever seen.

-Will let you make drinks at the bar when you're old enough

-Vander can pick everyone up +Ekko at once even when everyone is grown up

-Forehead kisses and head pats from Vander

-None of you can swim to save your life

-Its extremely rare for everyone to sleep in their own beds
The room is covered in twinkle lights
After a long day you all will snuggle up on the couch and Vander will tell you stories from his childhood

-In the end you have 2 little sisters 3 little brothers and a great dad
They're little shits but you love them
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And no one dies in this universe because I said so
Word count:726

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