1)
Shigaraki : Do you remember how much I said I love you?
Dabi : Uh, No!
Shigaraki : Good, because it never and will not happen
Month later
Shigaraki : I love you so much
2)
Eri : Why do best people have to die?
Izuku : When your in the garden full of flowers, which one do you pick?
Eri : The ugly one
Izuku : Exactl- Wait, what!!
Eri : Ugly bitches don't belong to my garden!!
3)
Genie : If you had three wishes, what will it be?
Toga : I wish for more wishes
Genie : You can't wish like that
Toga : I wish I can wish like that
Genie : Thats not how the wishes work!
Toga : I wish thats how it work
Genie : Whats wrong with you
Toga : (put sunglasses on) deal with it
4)
Dabi : Guys guess what?
Overhaul : What?
Dabi : In toys story , if one of the toys die, the kid owner wouldn't know about it. The rest of the toys will have to watch the kid play with the corpse of their friend
Everyone : .....
Toga : Why is it so dark?
5)
Shigaraki : Can you make a sentence without the letter A
Izuku : You thought you did very intelligent this time,didn't you? But sorry to burst your bubble, Shigi. Numerous sentence could be constructed without even uttering the first letter of the english lexicon
Shigaraki : ...
Shigaraki : You purposely shorten my name didn't you
6)
Takeshi : Sup foxy
Inari : What?!
Takeshi : A B C D E F G, four girl are chasing me, one is small and one is big. One look like a f***ing bitch. Now I'm running for my life cuz I accidentally stab the other one using a knife
Inari : Why are we friend?
7)
Twice : (taking a test)
Twice : /circle yes/
Test : /If yes, please explain/
Twice : (Erase answer)
Twice : /circle no/
8)
(Toga and Eri before time travel. While on the run)
Police : You two lady have to came with me to the police station,what are your name?
Toga : Don't tell him, Eri-chan
Police : Your name is Eri?
Eri : Toga-san this is your fault if I'm going to be arrested
Police : (lost the motivation to arrest them)
9)
Dabi : Which is heavier? 200 pounds of brick or 200 pounds of feather
Izuku : The answer is feather. 200 pound of brick is just brick , but if you carry 200 pounds of feather, you have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor bird
Shigaraki : ...Thats....deep
10)
Random Villain : (Look at Inko thinking she look like a goddess) Did it hurt when you fall from heaven?
Inko : No, but I scrapped my knee crawling from the pit of hell
Random Inko : Then why are you so hot...wait nevermind
11)
Thief :Your money or your life
Shigaraki/Dabi/Overhaul: How about get the f**k out .... before I snap your neck?
Inko/Izuku : (Walking to the other side calmly
Eri/Toga/Twice: What makes you think i have money right now?
12)
I'll die for you
"Then perish" : Shigaraki/Dabi/Overhaul
"Cool" : Toga
"Please don't" : Izuku/Eri/Inko
"I'll die for you first" : Twice
13)
Teachers : Don't break the heart of someone who is close to you!
Eri : Yeah , they only have one
Eri : Break their bone instead, they have 206!
Teachers : ........
14)
Toga : You are really gifted to have a lot of common sense!
Izuku : Common sense is not a gift
Toga : *?*
Izuku : Its a punishment because you have to deal with people who don't have them
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Payback (Hiatus)
Fanfiction(Vilgilate Deku) In the aftermath of the hard-fought victory against the formidable League of Villains, the young hero Izuku Midoriya, known by his heroic alias Deku, finds himself facing an unimaginable and heart-wrenching betrayal. Unbeknownst to...
