Special 2.0

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Inko : So who broke it? I'm not mad I just want to know
Everyone : Silence
Izuku : I did! I broke -
Inko : No. No you didn't.
Inko : Shigaraki?
Shigaraki : Don't look at me? Look at Kai?
Kai : What? I didn't break it!
Shigaraki : Huh. That's weird, how did you even know it was broken?
Kai : because its siting right in front of us and its broken!
Shigaraki : Suspicious!
Kai : No, it's not.
Eri : If its matter--probably not. But Toga was the last one to use it.
Toga : Liar, I don't even drink that crap
Eri : Oh, really. Then what were you doing beside the coffee cart earlier?
Toga : I use the wodden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Eri!
Izuku : Let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it mom!
Inko : NO! WHO BROKE IT?!
Kai : Mother, Dabi's been awfully quite.
Dabi : Really?
Kai : Yeah, really!
Everyone : [Indistinct arguing]
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Inko : I broke it. It burned my hand so I punch it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other throat with war paint on their face and a pig head on the stick
Everyone : [Indistinct arguing]
Inko : Good, it was getting chummy over here.

Not gonna be part of the A.U

Denki : So, do you remember any of these men?
Izuku : I was hiding in the bathroom stall so i didn't see his face but I heard him singing along with the music at the bar
Denki : Do you remember what he was singing
Izuku : I think it was that song I want it that way
Denki : Backstreet Boys, I'm familiar. Okay,  number one could you please sing to the opening I want it that way
Twice : Really? Okay. You are my fire!
Denki : Number 2 keep it going
Toga : The one desire
Denki : Number 3
Spinner : Believe when I say
Denki : Number 4
Dabi : I wanted it that way
Denki : Tell me why
Everyone : Ain't nothing but a heartache
Denki : Tell me why
Everyone : Ain't nothing but a mistake
Denki : Now Number 5
Shigaraki : I never wanna hear you say
Everyone : I want it that way
Denki : Oh chills , literally chills
Izuku : Number 5! Number 5 killed my boyfriend
Denki : Oh my god I forgot about that part!

Izuku : So what are going to be for Halloween?
Bakugo : I was thinking of a Warewolf . What about you?
Izuku : How about I show you?
Bakugo : Oh, sure
Izuku : Okay [Went inside and came out dress up as a milk box] Ah
Bakugo : Milk? Why milk?
Izuku : Cause maybe it will lure my dad to come back home
Bakugo : I- I - I don't think that's gonna work
Izuku : Yes it will! My dad left to get the milk and he couldn't find it! Now I'm the milk so he's gonna came back?
Bakugo : Bro! He's not coming!
Izuku : You're wrong! DAD! I'm Milk! Came here! I'm milk
Bakugo : [grumbles] His not coming bac-
*Door Open*
Hisashi : *Tears of happiness* Son?
Izuku : *Tears of happiness* Dad?
Hisashi : SON!
Izuku : [Gasp] DAD
Bakugo : WHAT THE FUCK

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