Location: A platform outside the castle
(enter HAMLET, HORATIO, and MARCELLUS)
HAMLET: It's cold outside
HORATIO: No sht
HAMLET: What time is it?
HORATIO: Almost midnight.
MARCELLUS: No "almost" about it. It's midnight.
HORATIO: Oh really? Must've missed it. (trumpets and a gunshot) WHAT WAS THAT?
HAMLET: My father's wake. It's some rich-person-ritual that I don't fully understand.
HORATIO: Is this common?
HAMLET: Not really, but it's common to me. So what if my uncle wants to bleed the country dry of its funds to mourn for a man that meant nothing to him. Not my fault if the rest of the world sees this godforsaken country as a drunkard state.
(enter GHOST)
HORATIO: Hamlet, you may want to stop monologuing. The ghost is here.
HAMLET: Ah, so it is. Speak! Whether goblin or angel, tell me who you are. Or could it be? Father, it's you! Please! Tell me what happened to you! What should I do?
(GHOST beckons HAMLET)
HORATIO: I knew it! It wants to speak to you, Hamlet. Alone.
MARCELLUS: Don't go with it, Hamlet.
HORATIO: Yes, stay here.
HAMLET: If it won't speak to us, I'll follow it.
HORATIO: Hamlet, don't be a fcking idiot. Maybe we all have food poisoning or something. That's not your daddy...probably.
HAMLET: I'm not scared of it. Besides, it's not like I have anything left to lose anyways.
HORATIO: Think about this, man. What if you follow it off the edge of a cliff, or something?
HAMLET: We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
MARCELLUS: Don't do it, broski. (grabs HAMLET's arm)
HAMLET: Get off! (shakes free)
HORATIO: See some reason! Don't go.
HAMLEt: Don't you understand? This is my fate. I have to go. And if I die along the way...then I suppose it is God's will. And as your prince, I'm commanding you: don't follow me. (exits with GHOST)
HORATIO: Idiot.
MARCELLUS: So, we're following him, right?
HORATIO: Oh totally.
MARCELLUS: Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
HORATIO: I hate it when you get poetic.
MARCELLUS: Too bad. Let's move. (exit all)
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Hamlet but it's Better
FanfictionHamlet is long. And Shakespearean. "Hamlet but it's Better" is shorter and less Shakespearean. Follow Hamlet, Prince of Denmark, as he searches for revenge against King Claudius for the murder of his father in this play with themes of death, life, r...