Kinda working on smth else right now...
Here's another one of those talking shit things...
They're not even "incorrect quotes" they're just stupid shit that I think about...does this count as shitpost?
Red Velvet: Custard Vanilla to the foyer,Custard Vanilla to the foyer, I have a little surprise for you...
Custard: Is that a chicken?
Dark Choco: So I'm gay...
Red Velvet: We support you...
Dark Vanilla: So...that's how you respond?
Custard: Do you not approve?
Dark Vanilla: No, no...I just forgot how to respond...
Licorice: Well, since we're coming out, I'm trans.
OG!Dark Cacao: So...I'm now in Cookie Run officially.
Dark Vanilla: Yeah, I heard...I'm gonna get Cocoa ready for your therapy session
OG!Dark Cacao: Family or Private?
Dark Vanilla: Let's start with Private...
Cocoa: Alright, First day as a therapist...let's see...
*A butt load of Cookies having Trauma*
Cocoa: Ah...well what did I expect?
Licorice: I think Red Velvet doesn't like me...
Dark Choco: Why is that?
Licorice: I scared him with my necromancy...
Black Raisin: So does your father still like Bluebirds?
Red Velvet: Uhm...I think so...?
Custard: Of course!
Custard: My only wish for my birthday is to see your smile!
Dark Vanilla: ...
Dark Vanilla: *Starts tearing up* You're too pure to exist in this world...
Pastry: You and your family is nothing but a family of corrupt tyrants!
Dark Choco: Excuse? We do stupid shit every single day, Dark Vanilla is just good at hiding it.
Pure Vanilla: So Dark Vanilla is my brother now...
OG!Dark Enchantress: HE'S NOW YOUR WHAT?!
Timekeeper: I give you access to the original world
Dark Vanilla a few months after: So, I got adopted as a brother by myself
Timekeeper: Uh...
Croissant: Yeah, you done fucked up...
YOU ARE READING
Dark Vanilla AU
FanfictionSorry, I have fallen...I can't help it. I'm still into HS, it's just a bit of hyperfixation. "Oh how the mighty have fallen" Gingerbrave and his group of outsiders, wander into the land of Earthbread. They discover the great lands of the Vanilla kin...
