This time it's just full of incorrect quotes or random shit I made up.
Some hold canon facts or just dumb shit
Dark Vanilla: Wake me up...
Dark Choco: Before you go go
Custard: When September ends...
Red Velvet: WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
Licorice: Creator, why is my name Black Licorice Cookie sometimes?
Me: I actually thought that was your name
Licorice: So are you going to rename me 'Black Licorice' because you made an accident just like how you put Dark Choco's scar in the wrong eye?
Me: Not this time, though we shall agree to never speak of that again.
Dark Vanilla : *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Dark Choco: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Red Velvet: I personally was created in a lab.
Custard: I just straight up spawned lol.
Dark Vanilla: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Dark Choco: Not if they consent to it.
Red Velvet: Depends who you're stabbing.
Custard: YES?!?
Dark Vanilla: What's something you guys are better than Pure Vanilla at?
Hollyberry: Mario Kart.
Dark Cacao: Yeah, video games.
Golden Cheese: Emotional vulnerability.
(Not sure if I should switch DCa and GC)
Hollyberry: Are we really going to let Pure Vanilla keep Dark Vanilla?
Dark Cacao: We kept Golden Cheese.
Dark Vanilla: What does 'take out' mean?
Pure Vanilla: Food.
Hollyberry: Dating
Dark Cacao: Murder
Golden Cheese: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
Dark Vanilla: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
Dark Vanilla: So...you are...my basically inspiration...?
Underfell Sans: What fucked up shit did the Creator do to you?
Dark Vanilla: Y'know, you're father's 'Ghoul Form' as you call it, was actually quite bigger then mine.
Dark Vanilla: Which is strange since the Form is a symbol of our negative emotions that we keep within ourselves.
Dark Vanilla: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.
Dark Choco: So what's for dinner?
Red Velvet, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.
Dark Choco: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Red Velvet : Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Dark Choco: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
(Red Velvet shaved his hair off)
Dark Cacao: ...
Dark Choco: ...
DV!Dark Choco: See now I'm disappointed in both of you.
Dark Choco: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Red Velvet : *chugs entire bottle*
Red Velvet : It's perfume.
Custard: Red Velvet can you help me do my homework?
Red Velvet: Why do you have homework you're homeschooled?
Custard: Elder Custard assigned this to me because Dark Vanilla has him running errands.
Elder Custard to Royalberry : IT'S NOT FUCKING MARRIAGE PROPOSAL ITS A PEACE TREATY YOU CLOWN!
Dark Choco: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Red Velvet : *chugs entire bottle*
Red Velvet : It's perfume.
Licorice: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Milk: Isn't that just killing people?
Licorice: Ah, technicality.
Licorice: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Milk: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Dark Enchantress: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PURE VANILLA?!
Dark Vanilla: That, was the sound, of A FUCKING DIVORCE!
Red Velvet: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you
Licorice, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can't find a boo.
*Dark Choco and Red Velvet sitting in jail together*
Red Velvet : So who should we call?
Dark Choco: I'd call Pure Vanilla, but I feel safer in jail.
Dark Choco: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Red Velvet : Dark Choco no.
Custard: Mistlefoe.
Red Velvet : Please stop encouraging him.
Pure Vanilla: Where are you going?
Dark Vanilla: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there
Dark Vanilla: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Dark Cacao: Stop romanticizing the past.
Dark Vanilla: God, give me patience.
Dark Cacao: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Dark Vanilla: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
Licorice: Who stole my skeletons?!
Red Velvet: Why the fuck do you have skeletons?
Dark Vanilla: Skeletons specifically or corpses?
Licorice: Y'know the fact that I have to specify that, why the hell do you want my corpses?
Dark Vanilla: ...
Dark Vanilla: reasons...
Red Velvet: Why...? What the fuck?!
Dark Vanilla: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Dark Choco: That's why I carry two swords.
Timekeeper: I could go back so that you could save your friends
Dark Vanilla: Zip it, Lollipop, That deal is way to good to be true, there's always a fucking catch.
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Dark Vanilla AU
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