Welcome to the non-canon yet slightly canon stupid shorts of the Dark Vanilla AU, brought to you by the Head Empty, Creator Lilac...enjoy this shit.
Pure Vanilla: Good responses to getting stabbed with a sword?
Hollyberry: Rude
Golden Cheese: That's fair
Dark Cacao: Not again...
Dark Vanilla: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?
Dark Vanilla: So what you're gonna do...is hit him where he's not use to.
Pure Vanilla accidentally hitting him in the balls.
Dark Vanilla: Not what I meant, but it's effective.
When the Dark Cacao's and Dark Choco's reunite.
Canon:
Dark Cacao: You are no son of mine! Don't you feel any shame, as you walk pass the Alter of the Fallen?!
Dark Choco: And you, are not the great king, we all thought you were!
Dark Vanllia AU:
Dark Cacao: Son? Is...is that you?
Dark Choco: Father! I thought I lost you!
Dark Cacao: You too...my...what a brave warrior you've grown to be...
Dark Vanilla: So basically, You are shi-
OG! Dark Cacao: Emotions aren't my thing, they are yours.
*Dark Vanilla bringing home baby Custard and giving him to Dark Choco*
Red Velvet:....
Red Velvet: Dad, who's baby did you steal?!
DV!Royalberry: At least I have a Dad!
DV!Dark Choco: At least I have two!
DV!Royalberry:...
DV!Royalberry: Are you crying?
DV!Dark Choco holding it in: No...
DV!Dark Choco: Aww, Dragons!
DV!Royalberry: AAAAA! DRAGONS!
DV!Red Velvet holding a romantic novel: Dark Choco, is this yours?
DV! Dark Choco: "The Ballet's Ballad?" Oh, I hated that story! Everyone but the main characters die! I personally liked the villanese!
DV! Red Velvet: Uh-huh...whatcha reading anyway?
DV!Dark Choco: The Scarlet Warrior! Third Novel of the series!
DV! Dark Choco holding Baby Custard: But...Red...
DV! Red Velvet: Don't 'But Red' me! He could be kidnapped for goodness sake!
DV! Red Velvet: Are you seriously feeding him?
DV! Dark Choco feeding him with a bottle: Why not? He's hungry!
DV! Red Velvet: Where did you even get a bottle? When did you get a bottle?
DV!Red Velvet: This concoction would produce pain to the cookie's dough, however, no effect will be done, other than the fact that the liquid feels like acid...
DV!Alchemist: And I thought I was the mad scientist.
DV!Licorice: I want children...
DV!Milk: But you're single?
DV!Licorice: That's why I'm going to frakenstien them...
DV!Milk: ....what?...
DV!Latte: Sorry, Licorice...I'm les...
DV!Licorice: Hey, I didn't have a crush on you.
DV!Latte: Wait, really?
DV!Licorice: Yeah, I like someone else...
DV!Latte: Who?
DV!Licorice: That depends on the Creator.
DV!Milk: Purple Yam where?
Creator Lilac: Wait, wait...
DV!Espresso: What a fine collection of relics this man had, wouldn't you think Almond?
DV!Almond: ....
DV!Espresso: I know someone who would LOVE these!~
Almond: What in the name of biscuits happened to you?
DV!Almond: ....
DV!Almond: ....Sorry...
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Dark Vanilla AU
FanfictionSorry, I have fallen...I can't help it. I'm still into HS, it's just a bit of hyperfixation. "Oh how the mighty have fallen" Gingerbrave and his group of outsiders, wander into the land of Earthbread. They discover the great lands of the Vanilla kin...
