Clone Trooper Oneshots

Various Clones/Druken Singing

Tis but a crack fic, prepare for the giggles

And May the Fourth be with you!

Sorry in advance if it seems kind of sloppy
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The 501st, 212th, and the 104th were all on leave, which was a rare occurrence. Usually it would be one or two battalions but nope, this time it's three.

One of the boys from the 212th asked if you wanted to join them at 79s, and you agreed to go with, for some reason. Well, you said you'd go to "make sure that they don't get too drunk" but that wasn't really the exact reason why.

You were going because you knew that they were going to make a fool of themselves, and you weren't going to miss that.

Cut to the bar, you sat at a table sandwiched between Boost and Comet. The troops were on their fourth or fifth round of shots and some of them were way too drunk already. Their words were slurred as they spoke, confirming that statement. You, however, didn't touch a single drop of alcohol, definitely not wanting to miss what was going to happen.

You saw that Boost and Sinker were drunkenly teasing their commander, who was also drunk. The three stood up with wobbly legs and went over to the small stage the bar had.

You slowly came to the realization that they were going to embarrass themselves by singing.

Wolffe was the one that chose the song and walked up to the mic, Boost and Sinker being backup vocals. The song started and literally everyone, including you, groaned yet laughed at the music.

'Oh, this is gonna be good.' You thought and paid attention to the troopers on stage.

Wolffe was the one mainly singing with Boost and Sinker as backup singers.

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it