BAU GROUP CHAT
YOU
YO GUYS PLEASE
YOU
I NEED HELP
HOTCH
What happened? Are you hurt? Do you need someone to go pick you up? Where are you?
YOU
I'm in a meeting with Strauss,
send help rn or I'll throw myself
out of the window.
EMILY
Ya'll remember when that reaper guy
threw Derek out the window? 🤪🤪🤪
DEREK
Ya'll remember when miss crusty
bangs got her ass beaten by that crazy catholic guy? 🤣
HOTCH
That is not apropried to say
about such difficult experiences.
YOU
We can see you laughing
in your office 😨😨😨
HOTCH
...
HOTCH
Ask her to go to the bathroom
and don't come back...?
DEREK
This fake ass bitch's helping just now,
that's for u to see who's the real one bestie 😍😍
JJ
You didn't help at all?
DEREK
...Is this because I'm bald?
I don't appreciate being attacked
in my own work place. 🤬🤬🤬
YOU
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT BALD ASS
HOW DO I EVEN ASK SNAKY ASS STRAUSS
TO GO TO THE BATHROOM?
ROSSI
Strauss is not a snake,
she is a good woman.
YOU
You just saying that 'cause
your banging her,
now answer my question.
DEREK
"Can I go to the bathroom ma'am? Pewtty pwease🥺🥺🥺"
REID
Actually it's "May".
DEREK
No it's October.
EMILY
...
EMILY
How the FUCK did you
end up in the FBI? 🤨🤨🤨
HOTCH
That language is not apropried to use with your coworkers, Prentiss.
JJ
We can still see you laughing. Close your blinds.
PENNY
It's true, I can see it in the cameras :)
DEREK
Baby girl sees it all
'cause she's build diff 🥵💦🤰
YOU
WHY IS SHE TALKING ABOUT OUR "INAPPROPRIET BEHAVIOR" 😾😾😾
HOTCH
I think the mensages above speak for themselfs.
DEREK
Jokes on you they don't speak🤪🤪🤪🥺🥺🥺😍😍😍😍🥵🥵🥵
EMILY
That's literally homophobic shush
YOU
I'M ABOUT TO THROW HAND AT THIS CRUSTY MUSTY UGLY OLDY ASS BITCH
HOTCH
Please don't, you'll get fired.
YOU
SHE SAID PENNY'S BEHAVIOR IS INAPPROPRIATE
DEREK
YO WHAT?
HELL NAH 🤬🤬🤬
PENNY
Why is she only talking
about me? :(
DEREK
BABY GIRL DONT WORRY
WE GOT IT 😘😘😘
YOU
lol it's ok bestie Emily
just glued a gum in her office chair 🤰
HOTCH
Prentiss, that is not something
you should do to your superior.
DEREK
She's just goofy like that 😍😘😝😜
EMILY
💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
REID
Y/n, What is the emoticon you used last suppost to mean? Are you pregnant?
YOU
Why didn't you ask that to Derek
when he used it?
Kinda sexist of you 🤨🤨🤨
REID
I am not sexist, what?
YOU
Sounds like something
a sexist would say.
DEREK
Yo bestie speak your truth 🤪
HOTCH
...
HOTCH
Go back to work or
I swear I will fire you all.
