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BAU HOTTIES

DEREK
BESTIES 😋😋😋

YOU
yhat 🤥

DEREK
I've got more game than yall
because I started seeing someone 🤤🤤🤤

HOTCH
As in dating or hallucinations?

EMILY
BOSS MAN 😭😭😭😭

YOU
Aaron 💀💀💀

DEREK
Why am I being bullied 😧

DEREK
Racism 😞💔

HOTCH
You're bald shut it bestie,
respectfully 🤥🙏🏻

JJ
"bestie" and then proceeds to rost
him every chance he gets 😄😋

YOU
...

YOU
guys I have a thought
I want to share ✋

DEREK
You have those? 😟

HOTCH
You can't relate? 🫤

YOU
Aaron, you're sounding a bit too much like me
today 👎 what's up?

HOTCH
I'm spending way too much
time with you 💀

YOU
Using emojis and all 😧
So proud of you HotChilli 🙏

EMILY
😟😟😟😟✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻

DEREK
Yall're fucking I just know it 🤥😞💔
Didn't even invite me 😭💀💔💔💔💔

YOU
Derek shut up and let me talk
dipshit 😋👎

DEREK
Sorry mommy 😞😇🤤🤤🤤

YOU
wot
😟😟😟

HOTCH
Shut up or I'll fire you Morgan 😇🙏

EMILY
JEALOUS ASS MF

DEREK
I KNEW IT FUCK BOTH OF YOU
FOR NOT LETTING ME JOIN 💔💔💔💔

YOU
I'm gonna pretend I heard nothing so you
don't end up dickless 🥰🥰🥰

YOU
ANYWAYYY 🫤👎

YOU
As I was saying, have you guys ever thought
of the fact that screaming "fuck" in the middle of sex is the same as screaming "parkour" in the middle of parkour 😋😁✋

ROSSI
Kiddo what

HOTCH
Y/n..

YOU
Tell me I'm
wrong 😃

EMILY
Bestie y/n's smart asf 🤤🤤🤤🙏🏻🙏🏻

JJ
You sound like Derek 😟✋🏻

EMILY
NO STOP YOU'RE HATECRIMING
ME 🤬🤬

DEREK
I'M BEING A VICTIM RN
STAWP 🥺😩😩

EMILY
Strap? 😣

YOU
Ems girly...

HOTCH
The urge of quitting's so
strong today 😑

EMILY
Don't act like you mfs don't
use it too 🤬

HOTCH
...pardon?

YOU
🤡🤡🤡

HOTCH
Do all of you forget that I'm
your boss besties? 🤕

EMILY
Shut up Hitch Hiker 💀

DEREK
Suite man wilding fr 🤬
Y/n put him in his place 👎🏾

YOU
you bet

YOU
NO WAIT 🤬

HOTCH
Y/n...

YOU
FUCK FORGET I SAID
ANYTHING 😭😭😭💀

EMILY
I AINT FORGETTING
SHIT ✋🏻🤕🤕🤬🤬

DEREK
I KNEW IT 🤬

HOTCH
We get it Derek shush

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