BAU HOTTIES
3:00pm
YOU
YO BESTIES
YOU
WHAT DO I WEAR ON A DATE?
😨😨😨😨😨
EMILY
WHAT
EMILY
YOU GOING ON A DATE? 🤨🤨🤨
DEREK
WITH WHO? 😍😍😍😍
YOU
Why are ya'll so surprised?
EMILY
Maybe because you're antisocial?
Hate almost everyone especially men?🤨
such a mood too😍
HOTCH
You're going on a date?
YOU
yes 😰
PENNY
WEAR YOUR SUMMER DRESS, LOVE PLEASEEE ❤️❤️❤️
JJ
OMG YES! You look hot in that dress! ;)
EMILY
SO TRUE WIFEY 🥵🥵🥵
DEREK
The date is obvious with me, bestiems 🙄🙄🙄
HOTCH
?
YOU
IT ISNT!
IT'S WITH A GUY FROM
THE FIRST FLOOR🤪
PENNY
I KNOW WHO IT IS!!! ;)))
EMILY
NOT FAIR 🤬🤬🤬
ROSSI
That's great kiddo, I'm happy for you ❤️
DEREK
Do we know him? 🤨🤨🤨🤨
YOU
No and you wont, it's just a date because he has been really sweet and I didn't want to let him down.
DEREK
Is he Landon?
YOU
Derek don't.
HOTCH
...
HOTCH
What is a Landon.
DEREK
Trip, fall and Landon deez nuts Aaaah 😜😜😜🥵🥵🥵😘😘😘💋💋💋
JJ
oh my god.
HOTCH
I'll fire you.
DEREK
...
REID
Where are you going for the date?
YOU
It's a beach picnic 😛😛😛
EMILY
He's taking you to the beach as a first date??????
EMILY
Ok maybe not all men are COMPLETLY trash or whatever 🙄🙄🙄🙄
DEREK
YOU GUYS FUCKING ON THE BEACH? 😱😱😱😱
DEREK
Gawd damn u gonna have sand in all your places 🤢🤢🤢
YOU
Shut the fuck up.
YOU
Who tf are you to talk about the places I do or don't have sex on? Hum, Mr.Had-sex-in-the-parking-lot-with-the-hot-ginger-from-the-second-floor?
REID
oh
YOU
You're not gonna answear now you fucking horndog? 🤬
EMILY
I think he just had an orgasm from you cursing at him and telling him to shut up or whatever 🙄🙄🙄
JJ
I am this close 🤏🏻 to quitting.
JJ
Have fun in your date too y/n ❤️
6:54pm
REID
Hey y/n how did your date go?
PENNY
Yeah love, how did it go? <333
YOU
Never doing this shit again. 💀
EMILY
THE FUCK DID HE DO? 🤬🤬🤬🤬
DEREK
YO PRETTY GIRL TELL US WHO'S THE FUCKER
JJ
You know Derek's serious when he stops using emojis.
JJ
But yeah, the hell did he do?
YOU
It was nothing much really. He just tried to kiss me one time and I didn't let him so he got all grumpy the rest of the date and tried to pick up a fight when he was driving me home and got kinda of agressive. 🙄
DEREK
HE HITTED YOU? 🤬🤬🤬
YOU
No, he tried but I hitted him first 😘
EMILY
okay bestie speak your truth purrr 💋💋💋
EMILY
Also tell me who he is so I can fuck his mom and make her disown him as a revenge. 😍😘💋
ROSSI
I'll cook pasta with poison in it for him kiddo!
REID
Agreed ^ (<- little sign pointing up)
YOU
Guys it's fine. His name is Alex and we wont talk ever again. There is no need to do anything but I do appreciate your concern 🙂
PENNY
Are you sure you got the right name? I can't find him in the current employees of the builing!
YOU
That's his name, I'm sure
YOU
And also, you're searching him because...? 🤨🤨🤨
PENNY
Still can't find him :///
HOTCH
lol I just got him fired
HOTCH
That's probably why he's not in the current employees. 👍🏻
YOU
...
YOU
thank you..?
