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BAU HOTTIES

EMILY
Nah who tf let this bitch back up here? 👹👹👹

HOTCH
Who?

EMILY
That whore Daisy.

DEREK
Bestie Emily who's Daisy? 🤨🤨🤨

YOU
...

EMILY
DAISY ME ROLLING

EMILY
THEY HATTING

EMILY
AAAAH 🤪🤪😘😘😘😘💋💋💋💋

ROSSI
kiddo...

DEREK
BESTIE? 🤬🤬🤬

YOU
NAH BESTIE EMILY YOU FUNNY AF 😭😭😭😭😭

HOTCH
Why are you using first graders jokes on the group chat Prentiss?

EMILY
Why so tense bossman ew 🤢🤢🤢🤢

JJ
Em..

YOU
Nah fr Crosty Wosty Hotchy what's going on? 😑😑😑 The joke was funny. laugh.

HOTCH
ha ha ha.

DEREK
Not bossman being submissive and shit 🥵🥵🥵🥵😩😩😩😩😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘

HOTCH
...

YOU
Go look at a wall, Morgan. Now.

DEREK
...

EMILY
NAH HE ACTUALLY DID IT WTH 😭😭😭😭😭

JJ
Thank you Y/n we apreciate your
hard work😘😘😘

YOU
np happy to help 🤪🤪🤪

YOU
Yo I was thinking..

DEREK
you can do that? 😱😱😱😱😱

YOU
back to your wall, now.

YOU
anyway, as I was saying.
Why the fuck do we have to work at
8:00am?

YOU
like, what do you think I am?
A fucking rooster? 😒

YOU
"Oh but there is work for you to do!"

YOU
More like fuck you 👍🏻

EMILY
so true bestie 🙈🙈🙈
#cancelworking

DEREK
YO SPEAK YOUR TRUE
PRETTY GIRL 🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿🕺🏿

HOTCH
...

YOU
And then Hotch comes in all like:
"Come on guys we gotta work,
what's going on?"

ROSSI
I don't understand why you
are so grumpy in the morning!

YOU
I don't Rossi, maybe because it's
8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING 🤬🤬🤬

ROSSI
oh.. ok then!

HOTCH
Remind me to have them drug tested.

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