*forgot to mencion that Y/n is french here, not because I am but because oui oui baguette*
BAU HOTTIES
JJ
Where the fuck are all of you?
I thought we were clubbing today 🤨
HOTCH
omw even tho I didn't want to go,
Y/n convinced me.
DEREK
Oh did she now 🧐❤️ u dirty rats
EMILY
OK GET GET I SEE U 👀💋
YOU
I'm taking Rossi and Reid because pretty
boy doesn't have a license and I'm afraid Rosssi will crash because of the old age u feel🧐😞💔
DEREK
Of course you're taking them in that
limousine of jeep 🙄
EMILY
NO ROSSI CANT DIE WHAT ABOUT
PASTA>>>> 😱😱
SPENCER
How is her jeep a limousine, that
makes no sense Derek
YOU
Spencer shut up and come
to the parking lot 🤨 wtf is taking
u so long bitchboy
ROSSI
Very flattered that you
don't want me to die, Emily! Even
if it's not for the best reasons 🙄
ROSSI
Did I use that emoji right Y/n?
YOU
YOU DID PAPA PASTA
ILY 😭😭😭
ROSSI
I love you too kiddo 🧡
I will get you more vacation time
so we can go to Italy 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹❤️
DEREK
NO FAIR WHY DONT YOU GET
ME MORE VACATION TIME 🧐👺👺
ROSSI
Y/n is my favorite 🍝
EMILY
OH 🧐💔💔💔💔
ROSSI
Sorry kiddo
YOU
i already knew 👺‼️ I'm so smart and
brainy and secsy 😘
DEREK
So trye 💋💋💋💋 kiss me rn
PLEASE 😭
HOTCH
Derek.
JJ
Can't blame him 🤨
YOU
bitch what
JJ
I was 100% in love with u
when I first joined the team 🙄
GARCIA
oh yeah I kinda had a crush
on her too when she joined
JJ
No I was actually in love with her
like fully on 🤷♀️
YOU
HELP JJ WHAT
JJ
I thought u were strsight at first but
i was COMPLETELY crazy bout u 😔
kinda sad now that I think about it 🙄
YOU
QHY DIDNT U
TELL ME ?????
YOU
I TOTALLY HAD A CRUSN
ON U WTF 🤬 happy that ur with em now tho she's hot i get it 😔💔
JJ
Fuck I could be dating u rn💔
i hate myself 😔🙄 still love Em tho 💋
I got over myself at one point
HOTCH
What the fuck 🤨
EMILY
I thought everyone knew??? It was
so obvious I actually thought they dated
at some point 🤨
SPENCER
I didn't know?
DEREK
JJ literaly has a framed picture
of JUST y/n in her desk 🤨 the rest is of
the full team how the fuck did u
guys not get it 🤓
DEREK
Now she also has one of Prentpiss but u
mfs get what I mean 😒
YOU
I feel stupid 😐 fuck could be dating
milfy jareau and cat milf rn 😪
ROSSI
Kiddo 👽
DEREK
LMAO BIGGEST PROFF OF HOTCHxY/N
EVER HE JUST PULLED OUTTA HERE
