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BAU HOTTIES

EMILY
oh mw focqing god

EMILY
yhat da fack 😭😭😭

YOU
bestie you good?🧐

JJ
She's trwoink ap 😘😘😘

YOU
yo say what now?

DEREK
mw heid hurts 🤬🤬🤬

REID
mine too!
I am not drinking ever again!

YOU
that's why I don't drink much 👏

EMILY
bestie shat up

DEREK
YOU YEWRE DEUNK TOO 🤬🤬🤬

YOU
Yeah but I can type lol

YOU
Just don't remember anything from
last night 🤪🤪🤪

ROSSI
I hope you kiddos are ok!
Did you really have that
much to drink?

JJ
lol yewh

YOU
lol you drunkies took and L

HOTCH
oh my god.

ROSSI
Kiddo are you drunk too?

YOU
Yo boss man went wild too?

EMILY
I wanma die 🥺🥺

YOU
oh.

JJ
bewstue?

DEREK
prutty gurl?

YOU
Huh.. I deffo forgot somethings
from last night...

EMILY
You got something to
share with the class?

DEREK
SHE FOT SOBER OUTTA NOWHERE

JJ
so dwd yow 😠

DEREK
I'm just build diff 🥳🥳🥳

YOU
I- huh
Back to sleep I go🤗

DEREK
BESTIE?
DOWNT DROP A BOAMB AND
GO🤬🤬🤬🤬

REID
Y/n is everything ok?

YOU
deffo ok just maybe a little
too much ok 👍🏻

EMILY
BESTIE???? 😨😨😨

REID
I am confused.

DEREK
I'll go to your house pretty girl 😘

YOU
lol please don't

EMILY
say what noe

DEREK
You never told me not to go to your
house?!!! 😀😀😀

YOU
I'm occupied.

EMILY
DOING WHAT? 😐

YOU
huh.. I'm drowing my fish 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

ROSSI
I am very confused!

YOU
That's 'cause your old 😬

DEREK
...

DEREK
Hotch? Why are you ao awfully quite?

HOTCH
I was trying to sleep.

EMILY
🧐🧐🧐

JJ
I smell like a mini bar 🤮

YOU
hahah so do I
JJ you're the hottest milf ever😘

EMILY
BEWSTU DOMT TRY TO CHANGHE
THE SUBJECT 🤬🤬🤬

YOU
emily you're so smexy 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

DEREK
PRETTY GURL WHAT ARW
YOU HIDDING? 😟😟😟

YOU
haha derek you're so hot
I'mma pass out lol bye 😘😘😘

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