BAU HOTTIES
YOU
We should had
Gideon ☝️
HOTCH
Gideon's no longer in the BAU and
this is a work groupchat.
EMILY
We never talk about work
here tho 🧐🧐🧐
YOU
so true!!!💋💋💋
DEREK
Let's add him 😱😱😱
HOTCH
Guys no -
* Y/n added Jason Gideon *
YOU
Hey birdman🧍🦜
DEREK
GIDEON HUHUUUUUUUU LETS
GO😱😱😱😱🤩🤩💋💋
GIDEON
hello?
what is this? Why am I
in this groupchat?
EMILY
HI MR PAPA BIRD 🤪🤪🤪
REID
Hey Gideon 😊
YOU
This is a bau groupchat for
funsies and shit 🤞🤞🤞
ROSSI
Oh! Hello Jason!
GIDEON
Hello Dave!
EMILY
🧐🧐🧐
JJ
Ems DONT
GIDEON
Is everything ok?
DEREK
You want updates on our
lifes? 🧐🤞🏻😏😏
EMILY
STOP WITH THE WHITE EMOJIS
YOU DUMB FUCK 😭😭😭
DEREK
craker 😒
GIDEON
Huh, sure.. Updates would
be great i think.
REID
I bought a new book today 🙂
GARCIA
Not that kind of update Reid 😃😄😃
EMILY
JJ left Willy Wonka
for me #slay 😜💋💋💋🤞
JJ
EMILY OH MU GOD
GARCIA
Y/n and Dererk did a
very successful undercover
mission last week!
DEREK
Yeah and she hitted the unsub in the head
with a chair before getting
tasered #loser😱💋
YOU
Derek pissed his lil lacey
pink panties 💋 #superloser
DEREK
Y/n tops Hotch and the
surgeon guy #WhatIsUpWithYouAndYourThingForOldAssMans💋💋💋💋🧐🧐🧐🤔🤔🤞🧍
YOU
Dereks shut up you twink 😡
YOU
IM NOT GOING OUT QITH
MARK ANYMORE SHUT IT😡😡
YOU
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY
HEADASS NUTCRACKER💋
GIDEON
What is going on?
EMILY
Derek and his lil fag self's pissing his lil lacey panties and Y/n has a thing for ancient dudes #whydoyoulikemen🧐🤔🤞🤨🥺🤢
YOU
LEAVE ME ALOOOONNEEEEEE
GIDEON
Garcia please take me out
of this please .
* Garcia removed Jason Gideon *
HOTCH
Now he's never talking
to us again, happy? 😒
EMILY
Not really, I'm horny actually 🙏 jj
YOU
Deleting my existence 💋💋💋 possibly
