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BAU HOTTIES

REID
Huh Emily I don't think Hotch
is very happy with you..

EMILY
Why would you say that? 🤨🤨🤨

REID
Well, he just gave a a piece of paper
with an official complaint for you and said
"This better find her before I do"

DEREK
PRENTPISS YOU'RE FUCKED 💀💀💀

YOU
Babe what did yah do 🤥

JJ
Ems...

EMILY
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING 🤬🤬🤬

HOTCH
Didn't you? 👎🏻

YOU
😨😨😨

DEREK
OHMYGOD

DEREK
WHAT THE FWCK

YOU
EHAT HAPPENED

EMILY
LOL I DYED SOME OFFICE
BITCH HAIR 😘😘😘

YOU
NAH THAT WAS A GOOD ONE
AARON DONT BE MAD AT HER 🤬

DEREK
AYO SPEAK UR TRUTH 🥵🤤🤤

DEREK
Bestie Emily being goofy af 😴

HOTCH
Bestie the lady wants to
press charges 🥱

YOU
Lol Take a jocke or
take an L tf 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

YOU
Ems did no wrong as usual 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

DEREK
DID HOTCH JUST SAY BESTIE

EMILY
WHAT

HOTCH
...

JJ
HE DID 😐😑😐

REID
I'm confused why did Emily dye the
office woman hair?

YOU
Spence man...

EMILY
You really want me to tell? 😐

HOTCH
Oh please do 😑

DEREK
You don't need to bestie
Already with yah 🥱🥱🥱

JJ
Lol, no do
I want the gossip

YOU
mood 😮‍💨

EMILY
I heard that fake blond ass bitch
talking to her doggy ass faced friend
all like "The BAU team are
such stuck ups who think they're better than everyone else but aren't anything but garbage. Their boss, the one with the always frownd face, is always excusing their actions 'cause he's a dick too. And then there's the totally idiot nerd guy that's always rambling and that bitch that can't even control her emotions"

EMILY
That's why I painted her hair 🤬🤬🤬

DEREK
YHAT 😦😦😦😦

YOU
UHAT

GARCIA
Lovey we know that you can control
your emotions when needed, you're
just protective and it's cute. Don't let her
upset you. We love you ❤️❤️❤️

YOU
Thanks Penny but I really don't give a shit
about what she said about me 😀👎🏻

YOU
SPENCE IS A NERD
BUT HE'S ALSO A FUCKIBG GENIUS WHO JUST GETS EXITED AND WANTS TO SHARE
WHAT HE KNOWS WITH PEOPLE!
IT'S SWEET AND SHE HAS NO
RIGHT TO BULLY HIM FOR THAT 🤬🤬🤬

REID
Thank you Y/n :)))

YOU
AND WHO TF IS SHE TO EVEN
TALK ABOUT HOTCH????

YOU
NO ONE TALKS ABOUT
HOTCH LIKE THAT

YOU
I GET TO BULLY AARON
NOT HER TF 🤬🤬👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

YOU
FUCK NO I AINT LETTING
THIS SLIDE 😃😃😃

HOTCH
Y/n thank you for your concerns but
it's not necessary for you to do anything.
It'll be fine.

HOTCH
...

HOTCH
...y/n?

JJ
oh 😦

JJ
OH 😨😨😨

EMILY
PLEASE Y/N IS STRAIGHT UP
SCREAMING AT HER FACE 😭😭😭

EMILY
AS 👏 SHE 👏 SHOULD

DEREK
OMG??? BESTIE'S EATING HER UP
AND LEAVING NO CRUMBS 🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼

HOTCH
Oh my god
I am so gonna get fired

JJ
You think they would let Strauss fire
any of us? 😐 dumbass.

REID
Oh?

DEREK
PLEASEE SKDJJS 😭😭😭

DEREK
Y/N JUST GRABBED THE WOMAN'S FULL COFFE CUP, DRANK THE COFFE AND THEN THREW IT AT HER??? 💀💀💀

DEREK
bestie's a menace fr fr 😮‍💨😮‍💨

EMILY
mommy energy 👹

YOU
Hey guyys I'm baaack ❤️❤️❤️

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