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BAU HOTTIES

YOU
Why tf is Derek sad? 🤬

EMILY
WHAT.

EMILY
I SAID SPECIFICALLY THAT NO ONE
IS ALLOWED TO MAKE MY BESTIES SAD BESIDES ME 😃😄😃

YOU
and me.

EMILY
yeah 🫡

HOTCH
Derek what happened?

GARCIA
What happened love? 🙁🙁🙁

DEREK
It wasn't anyone in the BAU

DEREK
I was seeing a girl and she broke it off
because apparently me being pan is wrong 😀

YOU
WHAT

REID
Derek there is nothing wrong with
being pansexual!

DEREK
Rebecka used to call me Derek...

EMILY
Because it's your fucking name? 🤥

EMILY
Anyways I'm sorry that she hurted you.
What's her name? 🥰🥰🥰

YOU
And address 😋😋😋

ROSSI
Oh god

HOTCH
None of you is hurting anybody.

YOU
Wouldn't be our first time 🥸

EMILY
So true bestie 😘😘😘

JJ
Ems please don't...

EMILY
Ok 🙄🙄🙄

YOU
STOP BEING A
FUCKING BOTTOM

YOU
SUBMISSIVE ASS
MOTHERFUCKER

DEREK
Yeah "Ems" stand up for youself 😮‍💨

EMILY
Quit the act Morgan
We both know you a bottom too 😤

YOU
Like most of you bitches in
this group chat 😕👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

HOTCH
Speak for yourself?

REID
I'm terribly confused

YOU
Wanna repeat that Hotch?

HOTCH
...

DEREK
QHAT

DEREK
😨😨😨😨😨😨

EMILY
WHATGHEFUCK

JJ
Did I just witnessed Hotch
and Y/n flirting 🤨

HOTCH
No.

YOU
Speak for yourself?

YOU
LMAO BYE 😎

EMILY
BABES WHAT

EMILY
😀😄😀

DEREK
COME BACK RN?????

ROSSI
I-

YOU
I'll flirt with your mom tf 🤥🤥🤥
Leave me the fuck alone🙄🙄🙄👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

YOU
Can't even be a whore in peace no more🙄

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