BAU HOTTIES
HOTCH
Guys we need to talk.
DEREK
T-talk to these nuts? 🥹🥹🤤
DEREK
sorry.
YOU
Fuck no 😭😭😭
JJ
I just lost any fate on him honestly 🫤
DEREK
Good thing I already am an atheist with
religious trauma then 🤤🤤😋😋😋
EMILY
man.. 🤦♀️
HOTCH
This is exactly what we
need to talk about.
YOU
What? Derek being an atheist?
Leave the man be Hotchie Jotchie 👎🏻
YOU
If God actually exists and he goes to hell for not believing in him, Derek will prob flirt
with Satan anyway 🙄🙄🙄
YOU
He already flirted with Strauss, It's not that different 😒😒😒
DEREK
I DIDNT FLIRT WITH STRAUSS
EW EHAT THE FUCK BESTIE 🤮🤮🤮🤕🤬🤬👎🏻👎🏻
YOU
You did for that one time we needed a week without work for our
anual hoe vacation 🥱
DEREK
Oh yeah You're right My Bad 😪🙏🏻
REID
Anual h*e vac..
REID
You know what nvm I'm not asking! :)
YOU
He did not just censure the word hoe 😟
ROSSI
Really wishing I wasn't here right now!
HOTCH
PLEASE STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT
HOTCH
We actually need to talk because, this team
goes through way too much traumatic experiences and you guys don't know how to deal with them without turning them into jokes!
HOTCH
When something terrible happens we deal
with it and call it a traumatic event.
HOTCH
Not a "bro moment", Derek
HOTCH
Not a "major L", Emily
HOTCH
And not a "oof lmao", Y/n
YOU
DAMN BOSSMAN OK
speak your truth 👏👏👏
YOU
Also don't
DEREK
Yeah annoying ass mf 🙀
We having bro moments all the time and
no body aint gonna do nothing about it 🥱🥱🥱
EMILY
Don't be unfunny Hotch 😵💫😵💫😵💫
YOU
Biggest "off lmao" energy
I've seen in a while 🤔🤔🤔
YOU
Looking goffy asf bossman 🫤🫤🫤
YOU
But you're hot so I'll let
it slide or whatever 😤🛝
DEREK
SO TRUE OF YOU BESTIE BOO 👏👏👏
HOTCH
...
HOTCH
Am I being bullying or complimented?
I'm pure confusion rn.
EMILY
Quit acting like you don't joke about
your trauma too and maybe we won't bully
you tf 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻🫤🫤
YOU
I still will 🥱
