BAU HOTTIES
EMILY
YO THIS UNSUB NOT VIBBING
THE FUCK 🤬🤬🤬
DEREK
FR FR HE'S FOR THE STRETTS
DEREK
NASTY ASS MF 🤮🤮🤮
YOU
WHO TF EATS
SOMEONE EYEBALLS 🤢🤢🤢
YOU
Creppy ass bitch😒😒😒
DEREK
NAH FR TOO
DEREK
Killing people = not cool 🤬🤬
JJ
Aren't you guys suppost to be delivering
a profile?
DEREK
sorry mom 👍🏻😾
DEREK
cracker 😊🥹❣️
EMILY
mommy... 🤤🤤🤤
YOU
Em' girly...
REID
I don't understand, JJ isn't the mother of
either of you. What are these texts suppost to mean?
YOU
Spencer honey,
go look at your map
YOU
why is this thanos looking ass cop
flirting with me 😰😰😰
HOTCH
is he sexually arrasing you or
making uou uncomfortable in anyway?
YOU
he is trying to look under my shirt,
acting as if I'm not seeing this bs😟😟😟
DEREK
BESTIE SAY SIKE RN
EMILY
god I hate MEN🤬🤬🤬
Bestie tell me where you are and I'll go
beat his ass
REID
oh.. OH
DEREK
PRETTY BOY WHAT?
JJ
Y/n just punched him 🤗
YOU
lol pretty sure I broke his nose 😶🌫️
JJ
LOL AND HOTCH JUST GOT HIM FIRED
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
JJ
I mean, Hotch filled a sexually arresment file
against him and he just got fired. So sad.
DEREK
NOT BOSSMAN GETTING EVERYONE
WHO MESSES WITH PRETTY GIRL FIRED
DEREK
love to see it 😘😘😘
keep up the good work Hotchie Poo
ROSSI
He deserved it.
EMILY
YES HE DID 🙌
EMILY
So true of you, male 👏👏👏👏
REID
Are you ok, y/n?
YOU
I'm fine. He's jobless and going to the hospital with a broken nose while I keep beating men and not facing consequences 🥴🥴🥴
YOU
Guess it's pretty clear who's winning 🥳
HOTCH
I'm glad your ok and so sorry that
you have to go through these kind of things.
YOU
it's ok, thank you tho :)
DEREK
...
DEREK
Am I the only one smelling the sexual tension
in the air?
YOU
Wall. Now.
ROSSI
Y/n do you want me to make pasta
so you can fell better?
YOU
YO SAY LESS PAPA PASTA
DEREK
I'LL BRING THE WINE 😘😘😘
EMILY
PASTA PARTY AT ROSSI'S HOUSE
ROSSI
mansion***
