BAU HOTTIES
HOTCH
HIII HEYY HELOOO 😁😁😁😁😁
YOU
Da fuck
EMILY
😨😨😨😨 Is Bossman on drugs?
DEREK
...
DEREK
The BAU dilf puts himself in a difficult position. Drugs or his sexy coworkers love? 🥵🥵🥵 (real story)
HOTCH
HI UNCLE DEREK! HI AUNT EMILY AND Y/N 😃😃😃😃❤️❤️❤️
YOU
OMG HI JACK WHAT ARE YOU DOING
ON YOUR DADDYS PHONE KIDDO?
HOTCH
DADDY'S IN THE SHOWER AND I WANTED TO SAY HI 😁😁😁😁
JJ
Hey honey, how are you?
HOTCH
I'M GOOD AUNTIE JJ ❤️❤️❤️
REID
Hey Jacky!
ROSSI
Yeah, Hi kiddo!
HOTCH
JEDJDJSNAMKENSBSWJEIEOR
OTYOSMSNBX HI
YOU
Jack maybe you should put your daddy's phone down before you break it honey ☺️
HOTCH
OK BYE ❤️❤️❤️❤️
ROSSI
...
JJ
oh my god.
EMILY
I swear it's always the sticky iPads kids 🙄🙄🙄🙄 #hateforthemkids. This is why I prefere cats.
YOU
Lol cats>>>>little human projects
in development
DEREK
NOT THE LITTLE HUMAN PROJECTS IN DEVELOPMENT BESTIE THE HELL 😭😭😭😭
HOTCH
WHAT THE FUCK.
HOTCH
WHY IS MY SON ASKING QHAT IS A DILF WHAT THE FUCK DO I TELL HIM
YOU
💀💀💀
DEREK
We didn't lie too 😘😘😘🥵🥵🥵💋💋💋
HOTCH
HE THINKS I'M ON DRUGS WHATTHEFACK
YOU
are you? 🤨
HOTCH
NO?????!!!!!!!!
JJ
Tell him that we were joking and talking about another bossman. Also, tell him "dilf" is daddy is little fairy.
YOU
Da fuck.
REID
Do you know any other words?
YOU
Stop bullying me,
that's homophobic. 🤬🤬🤬
REID
How can I be homophobic if I am, in fact,
bisexual?
YOU
...
ROSSI
Congrats Kiddo!
YOU
... 😯😯😯
YOU
bE wHo YoU aRe FoR yoUr PrIiDEeeeEe🎶🎶🎶
DEREK
YO PRETTY BOY GET IT IG🥵🥵🥵🥵💦💦💦💦💦💋💋💋😍😍😍😍
EMILY
Please don't tell me you're gonna start sexually harassing the kid too 💀
DEREK
THAT is homophobic 🤬🤬🙄🙄🙄
EMILY
I'M A LESBIAN BITCH WTF 😭
DEREK
LOVE THEM TITTIES TOO BESTIE EMILY FUCK 🥵🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤😘😘😘😘💋💋💋💋
JJ
Who gave the hetero authorization to talk?
EMILY
LOVE WHEN YOU DEFENDE ME LIKE THAT 💋💋💋
HOTCH
Ok, Jack's better now. Thanks JJ.
PENNY
That's great Hotch 😁 I love Jack <333
ROSSI
Me too! The kid's super sweet <3
EMILY
lol
EMILY
me>>>kids, anytime 😜
YOU
SO TRUE BESTIE MUAH 💋💋💋
HOTCH
...
ROSSI
Who wants pasta at my house after work?
YOU
ON MY WAY RN
BESTIE EMILY LETS GO
EMILY
SO TRUE 🥵🥵🥵🥵
HOTCH
We still have work to do, wait until the end of your shifts please.
REID
...
REID
They're gone.
DEREK
FUCK AND THEY DIDNT EVEN TAKE ME 🤬🤬🤬
