BAU HOTTIES
HOTCH
Y/l/n.
EMILY
Huh? 😐😑😐
DEREK
Bestie Boo what did you do? 😀
DEREK
OMG IT RHYMED 🦶🏻😮💨😮💨🤤
EMILY
Not the white foot wth😭😭😭
YOU
Am I in trouble? 😀🤚
HOTCH
Take a guess.
YOU
..no? 😄
HOTCH
Take another guess.
EMILY
LMAO HOTCH 😭😭😭
YOU
Hell nah
gotta go 💀😮💨
REID
Did you do something, y/n?
YOU
I would never. 😔😔😔
I'm literally a saint. 😋😋
DEREK
Pretty girl did you
hit someone again? 😊
YOU
I'll hit you.
DEREK
...
DEREK
Kinda hot 🤤
YOU
saywhatnow
EMILY
Fatherless behavior's so
strong today 🫤🫤🫤
JJ
Ems...
ROSSI
I still would like to know what
did Y/n do..
YOU
Rossi shut up 👹
YOU
Fucking old people jeez
HOTCH
Why did you throw a chair at
the desk man from floor six?
DEREK
THEY DID EHAT NOW
YOU
HE WAS BEING HOMOPHOBIC TO
A SWEET ANGEL OF AN AGENT
THAT JUST CAME OUT
YOU
THE FUCK YOU WANTED ME TO DO?
LET HIM?? 😕😕😕
HOTCH
...
HOTCH
Fair enough.
EMILY
I'M SO PROUD 😫😫😫
DEREK
AS YOU SHOULD????
BEAT HIS ASS BABY 😩😩😩
GARCIA
You did great by defending them love!
Maybe next time try to talk but
I'm still proud 💕💕
HOTCH
I know he is a bad person but
you could have gotten suspended.
Please don't do it again.
JJ
Wait, you didn't get suspended?
YOU
nah I'm too hot for that 😔
DEREK
can't disagree 😋😋
EMILY
mommy energy fr 😮💨
REID
Y/n does not have any children, I
don't understand how could they be
someones "mommy".
Y/N
Spence go sleepy sleepy 😴
REID
what
HOTCH
Lol Y/n, Strauss said she needs to see
you in her office rn
YOU
Well, Well.. If it isn't my old friend, the
consequences of my bad actions
DEREK
Pretty girl 😭
EMILY
DID HOTCH JUST SAY "LOL"
YOU
OMG HE TOTALLY DID
HOTCH
I didn't.
