All the objects gathered in the main hall to prepare for Paul and Emilia's romantic night.
"Right then! You all know why we're here. We have exactly 12 hours, 36 minutes, and 15 seconds to create the most magical, spontaneous, romantic atmosphere known to man or beast." Said Bruce. He clears his throat after a minute. "Need I remind you that if the last petal falls from this rose, the spell will never be broken! Very well. You all know your assignments. Half of you to the West Wing, half of you to the East Wing, the rest of you, come with me." He continues. All the objects obeyed where they're supposed to go, as the others stayed with Bruce.
Alfred: Hoho, lighten up, Master Bruce, and let nature take its course.
Harriet: It's obvious there's a spark between them.
Bruce: Yes, I know. But there's no harm in fanning the flames. You know, a little. Besides, they must fall in love tonight if we ever expect to be human again.
Alfred: Ah, human again!
Harriet: Human again!
Alfred: Yes, think what that means.
I'll be cooking again
Be good-looking again
With a beautiful girl on each armWhen I'm human again
Only human again
Poised and polished and gleaming with charmI'll be courting again
Chic and sporting againHarriet: Which should cause several husbands alarm
Alfred: I'll hop down off this shelf
And tout de suite be myselfBoth: I can't wait to be human again
Ensemble: When we're human again
Only human again
When we're knickknacks and whatnots no moreWhen we're human again
Good and human againDick: Yeah baby, I can go through my drawers
I'll again be so tall
And I won't be so small
Why, I'll properly open the doorsI'll exude savoir-faire
I'll wear suits, I'll have hair
It's my prayer to be human againHarriet & Bruce: When we're human again
Only human again
When the world once more starts making senseBruce: I'll unwind, for a change
Alfred: Really? That'd be strange
Bruce: Can I help it if I'm feeling tense?
In a shack by the sea
I'll sit back sipping tea
Let my early retirement commenceFar from those made of wax
I'll get down to brass tacks and relaxEnsemble: When I'm human again
So sweep the dust from the floor
Let's let some light in the room
I can feel, I can tell
Someone might break the spell
Any day nowShine up the brass on the door
Alert the dust pail and broom
If it all goes as planned
Our time may be at hand
Any day nowOpen the shutters
And let in some airHarriet: Put these here, and put those over there
Ensemble: Sweep up the years
The sadness and tears
And throw them awayWe'll be human again
Only human again
When the boy finally sets us all freeCheeks a-blooming again
We're assuming again
We'll resume our long-lost joie de vivreWe'll be playing again
Holidaying again
And we're praying it's ASAPWe will push
We will shove
They will both fall in love
And we'll finally be human againMeanwhile
Paul had just reached the end of the story he was reading to Emilia.
Paul: For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo.
Emilia: Could you read it again?
Paul: Here, why don't you read it to me?
Emilia: Um, alright... I can't.
Paul: You mean, you never learned?
Emilia: I learned... a little. It's just been so long.
Paul: Here, I'll help you. Let's start... here.
Emilia: Twoe?
Paul: Two.
Emilia: Two, I knew that.
As Emilia continues reading, let's transition back to what the household objects are doing...
We'll be dancing again
We'll be twirling again
We'll be whirling around with such easeWhen we're human again
Only human again
We'll go waltzing those old one-two-threesWe'll be floating again
We'll be gliding again
Stepping, striding, as fine as you pleaseLike a real human does
I'll be all that I was
On that glorious morn
When we're finally reborn
And we're all human again!
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Beatle & The Beast
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