Dsmp incorrect quotes as things my friends have said in a groupchat
Y/n:I just want someone to date me
Puffy:If I was a lesbian,I'd date you
Quackity:Same here,Wait I'm a man
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Tubbo:Why have sex when you can have sax
Techno:I agree
Wilbur:But I can't play sax
Tubbo:So you'd rather sex
Wilbur:Yes
Y/n:But he's lonely
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Y/n:I hate the way I Iook
Tubbo:YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL DON'T LET ANYONE (NOT EVEN YOURSELF)TELL YOU OTHER WISE YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING
Techno,trying to compliment:I like your face,it shapely
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Wilbur:Ya
Wilbur:like
Y/n:Shut the fuck up Wilbur
Wilbur,continuing anyway:Jazz
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Tubbo:You have nice eyeballs
Y/n:NOO
Wilbur:Y/n you have nice balls
Wilbur:Wait fuck,no eyeballs
Y/n:...Thanks Wilbur
