Y/n: I am a strong independent woman who doesn't need a man!
Y/n: *sees Karl*
Y/n: Now Karl Jacobs, however...
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Y/n: How do I unsubscribe from anxiety?
Techno: Been asking that question so often
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Karl: Next time Y/n is angry, I'll drape them in a cape and say "Now your super angry"
Sapnap: That sounds like a death wish
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Y/n, walking into the living room
Y/n: Phil, I have good and bad news
Phil, knowing something bad happened: Good news first
Y/n: I won't do it again
Phil: *Sighs then chases them to see what they did*
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Y/n: That guy in there said something, almost trigging my fight or fight response
Dream: You mean fight or flight?
Karl: No they don't
Y/n: No I don't
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Something my friend and I said at my party
Y/n: Stop hogging the balloons
Dream: They're tits
