Wilbur:I've had many girlfriends
Y/n:How many are human~
Tommy:That makes you look like a girl
Tubbo:...
Tubbo:Am I a pretty girl?
Y/n:Of course Tubbo~
Y/n:Surgery is basically stabbing someone to life
Wilbur:Please never become a surgeon,Y/n~
Ranboo:*Holding a spork*Okay Tommy what is this?
Tommy:A spork
Ranboo:*Turns to Tubbo and Y/n*Okay Tubbo,Y/n what is this?
Tubbo & Y/n:*Quietly* A fpoon~
Tommy:I feel like slapping the stupidest person ever
Y/n:Tommy self abuse is not ok~
Sitting in a jail cell
Tommy:Who should we call?
Y/n:I would suggest Wilbur but I feel safer in jail~
Phil in a bad mood
Phil:Why aren't the dishes in alphabetical order?!
Y/n:The fuck is that supposed to mean?~
Wilbur:Your smiling,did something happen?
Y/n:Huh?Can't I just smile cause I feel like it?
Ranboo:Tommt tripped and fell in the garage
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