[Karl pulling up a picture of Y/N]
Karl: Look at this face. How can anyone spend all day with this face and not fall in love with it?
Dream: Well, for one thing, at some point that face starts talking.
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Y/N, longingly: That reminds me of Karl
Wilbur: Cotton candy?
Y/N: No. This picture of Karl
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Everyone: You can't solve your problems with fanfiction.
Me and Readers: I CAN TRY
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Y/N: Come on, you have to sacrifice your life. I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn't do.
Tommy: You? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else?
Y/N: No, I'd sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.
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Y/n: I just don't think I'm ready to talk to Tommy
Techno, walking in with Tommy: Hey Wilbur look who I found
Wilbur: *Throws Y/n out the window*
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Y/n: Will, I don't hate you.
Wilbur: But you must think I'm an idiot for dating Sally.
Y/n: No, that's not why I think you're an idiot.
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Tubbo: It's spooky season!
Y/n: Every season is spooky season when you're haunted by your life decisions.
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Sapnap: Hey Y/n, do you have a crush on anyone?
Y/n: Only crush I have is crushing anxiety.
Y/N: And also Karl
*suddenly from behind y/n*
Karl : Also Karl what?
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Y/n: four for you, Karl Jacobs! you go, Karl Jacobs! and none for Georgenotfound, bye
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Y/N: I did calculate the risk!
Techno: We nearly died!
Y/N: I never said I was good at math, okay?
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Karl: I accidentally ate Y/n's sandwich... How long do you think I have to live?Wilbur: TenKarl: Ten what?Wilbur: Nine
Y/n: Jacobs!
Wilbur: Huh that was quicker then last time
Karl: WHAT!
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Tommy: Just realized there's nothing stopping me from drinking a lava lamp.
*Y/n slapping the back of Tommy's head, taking away any lava lamps*
Y/n: Heh, yes there is
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Phil: Never question your partners choices. Remember, you were one of them.
Karl: That is exactly why I question her choices.
Y/n: Nah ah
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