Phil: I'm going to bed, don't do murders
Wilbur: Ok, we won't kill anyone
Tommy: Fine...
Y/n: I'm gonna burn a forest down
Phil: Technically not murder, I'll allow it
Tommy: WHAT
Techno, running: Not if I do it first
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Something my friends have said
Y/n: Is that a child?
Tommy: She's Russian
Y/n: That doesn't answer my question
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Also something my friends and I have said
Wilbur: I've been on the roof too long
Y/n: I've had no will to live for too long
Wilbur: My villain arc has begun though
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Karl: You know, I've always wanted siblings
Phil: Oh really?
*Tommy and Techno fighting over the last donut while Y/n and Wilbur spilt it*
Phil: Still want siblings?
Karl, crying joyfully: YES
*Cue to Wilbur then taking Y/n's half as Y/n tackles him*
Phil: YOU STILL WANT THEM?
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Karl: There's something I need to ask you about you-know-who
Y/n: Voldemort?
Karl: No
Y/n: Is it Voldemort
Karl: It's not Voldemort
Y/n: You haven't mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I'm going to have to assume it's Voldemort.
