Dream: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Y/n's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get them out...
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Karl: Welcome, fellow idiots
Y/n: Hello, Karl
Karl: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Y/n: You underestimate me
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Y/n: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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Y/n: *angrily presses Karl against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!
Karl: ...
Karl: Are we about to kiss-
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Wilbur: *Takes a sip of milk and gags*
Wilbur: Oh my god, is this expired?
Wilbur: *Takes another sip of milk*
Y/n: *Facepalms*
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Ranboo: Remember that old saying, "if at first you don't succeed..."
Y/n: "Try to pretend it never happened."
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Techno: You need to stop doing weird things to cope with Wilbur dying. Going outside might help!
Y/n I went to the park today
Techno: There you go! I hope you got something from that.
Y/n, opening their coat: This duck!!
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Y/n: Ah ready for another fantastic day of being better than Dream
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Ranboo I can't tell if you're a genius or just incredibly arrogant.
Y/n: Well, on a good day, I'm both.
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Y/n: Life is like Quackity. It's short.
Quackity: Hey!
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Y/n: You are an absolute fucking dork.
Karl, smiling: Yeah, but I'm your dork!
Y/n: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.
